I hope he tells us...

Jan 22, 2002, 7:55 PM ET12 posts by 11 posters
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mirilidium

...to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts.!

Don't you hate pants??

  • mirilidium
Charles Norwoodmirilidium

"mirilidium" wrote in message news:[email]...

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion, saying you'd never need them again.

EDFSEF/MMF

I have misplaced my pants.

"SEF/MMF" wrote in message news:[email]... > Why don't ya invent yourself some pants. >
A small childEDF

relax. there's nothing in here that you didn't see when dad boycotted pants.

David "I'll plug YOUR hole! I mean, Eureka!"

Steve KeithSEF/MMF

Oh, it's that pair of Dockers you wanted. Forty-eight waist with the balloon seat, right?

Dr. EvilSteve Keith

balloon

I wore my extra-loose pants for nothing. NOTHING!!!!

"NEVER underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Dr. Evil
Dr MusicDr. Evil

"Dr. Evil" wrote in message news:a2oo3u$hj7$[email]...

But Marge, I'm not like other men! That's why you buy my pants at that special store!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

lookDr Music

Dr Music wrote:

Come back! Those are prescription pants!

Kevin [email] (Decode with ROT-13 to get my email address) But do you really need to reply to me? Just post it!
Jeremy Blook

In article , [email] writes:

"Are you wearing a paper bag?" "I have misplaced my pants." "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Bojan BugarinSEF/MMF

On Thu, 24 Jan 2002 01:32:04 -0000, "SEF/MMF" wrote:

-Where are my pants? -You threw them out the window in a fit of passion.