Alt Tv Rewind

Chris FewerApr 21, 2003, 1:06 PM ET

Do not touch, Willie.

RogerMApr 21, 2003, 1:15 PM ET↩ Chris Fewer

Chris Fewer wrote:

Good advice.

Chris FewerApr 21, 2003, 2:39 PM ET↩ RogerM

"Howard Wilson II" wrote in message news:[email]...

But every scottish person does it.

Herb PowellApr 21, 2003, 3:22 PM ET↩ Chris Fewer

yyyyyyaaaaaaAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Make way for Willie!!!

cdt1968Apr 21, 2003, 5:03 PM ET↩ Herb Powell

Grease me up woman!

BecksApr 21, 2003, 7:45 PM ET↩ Herb Powell

"Herb" wrote in message news:b81gec$424$[email]...

Grease me oop, wooman!

BrianApr 21, 2003, 9:43 PM ET↩ Becks

"Becks" wrote in message news:b81voq$a63$[email]...

There's nary an animal alive that outrun a greased Scotsman!

-B.

p.s. Save me from the wee turtles.

Daniel DreibelbisApr 22, 2003, 9:55 AM ET↩ Brian

"I dinnae cry when me own father was hung for stealin' a pig, but I'll cry noo".

"Hey, wolfie! Put down that hors d'oevre - 'CAUSE HERE'S THE MAIN COURSE!"

"I'll KILL that Mr. Burns! And WOUND that Mr. Smithers!"

Michael J. AstrauskasApr 22, 2003, 12:36 PM ET↩ Brian

Brian wrote:

"Aye, ye talk like a poet, but ya fight like one, too!"

Mr TApr 25, 2003, 9:03 PM ET↩ Michael J. Astrauskas

"Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:[email]...

Now look boy, if yar dad goes gagga u just use that shin of yours and I'll come a runnin, but don't be readin my mind between 4 and 5, that's Willie's time!!!!

Sydney AssbasketApr 27, 2003, 2:53 PM ET↩ Mr T

I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

Remove "bination" to reply.

Mr. CostingtonApr 22, 2003, 1:02 AM ET↩ Chris Fewer

"Chris Fewer" wrote in message news:b818er$2s5$[email]...

Also,

KEEP OOT!

Paul HyettApr 22, 2003, 2:50 AM ET↩ Chris Fewer

In alt.tv.simpsons on Mon, 21 Apr 2003 at 14:36:34, Chris Fewer wrote :

'That's the last time you slap your Willie around'.

StefanWApr 22, 2003, 7:49 AM ET↩ Paul Hyett

Paul Hyett wrote in message news:...

Has Willie had many lines this season? I haven't seen much of him latly.

BecksApr 22, 2003, 6:49 PM ET↩ StefanW

I love the way he used to insult Principal Skinner. What were some of the names he called him... blouse-wearing fairy-boy...something, something?

JsonitsacApr 22, 2003, 9:46 PM ET↩ Becks

I think he called him "pants wearing" once. One of my favorite Willie momenst is in the episode with the B Sharps, where he made millions in software, but lost it all at the races.

Daniel DreibelbisApr 22, 2003, 11:17 PM ET↩ Becks

In article , "Becks" wrote:

I believe he's called Skinner a "blouse-wearin' poodle-walker", and a "silk-wearin' buttercup" ......