Eggheads

Jan 9, 2002, 6:43 AM ET11 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.simpsons
11 posts

Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt.

Scientists are recommending that necessary precautions be taken.

Drunk and full of pie, Charles Norwood wrote:

Just tucking him in!

Chadderack June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen, again. Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
The Rackdave h.alt.tv.simpsons

Drunk and full of pie, Dave H. wrote:

I'll show HIM. I'll bring you back a weapon of unimaginable destructive power! But, only if you're good.

even if you're not

Chadderack Milo: Senator Jebsen! Hello! How'd you like the story? Jebsen: I DIDN'T.

Drunk and full of pie, Internet King wrote:

Bart!

Chadderack You're not cut from vice-presidential timber! You're a goof! Know your limitations! Take an honest look at yourself! That's right. Look
Dr Musicdave h.alt.tv.simpsons

"Dave H." wrote in message news:090120022357343833%[email]...

We-ell! If it isn't the leader of the Wiener Patrol! Boning up on his nerd lessons!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.