Jewd'ohism Being eluded by Christainity, Homer decides to convert to Judiasm but when doing so, finds out that his favorite brand of donuts, Lard Lad are not kosher, so the Simpsons steal tickets from Krusty to go to the Holy Land (I mean Israel of course) and Homer tries to find answers. Being the Simpsons of course, Bart sets fire to the western wall and turns the place where Jesus grew up into a whore house. Eventually, when Homer finds out that under no circumstances that unkosher food should be eaten by jews, he decides it was easier being a lazy christain than a lazy jew and shows up the next week at the Springfield Church, sound asleep as usual.
Normal Lisa Lisa takes the school IQ test and only receives a 102 -- a very average score. Lisa realizes that all her life she has just been a hard worker and slips into depression. While Lisa's grades fall to a C average, Principal Skinner is trying to get school funds raised because Lisa, somehow developing dyslexia misinterpreted her score actually being 201. Principal Skinner finally gets his funds raised and announces on the loud speaker how great Lisa's mind is and how it won a large grant. Lisa assuming the principal was being sarcastic shows off her colorful vocabulary in his office when Principal Skinner explains her error.
Money Walks Marge pressures Homer for the hundredth time to lose some weight, so Homer starts walking each morning. Eventually, Homer becomes so good at his new hobby that a group of professional walkers confront him and ask Homer to be on the olympic walking team. Homer accepts and joins.