Homer's excellent math skills.

Jan 21, 2001, 11:30 PM ET11 posts by 7 posters
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Dan Hinojosa

I am led to believe that Homer excels at mathematics. He does taxes with great ease. He plays poker pretty well, perhaps counts the cards. There have been other instances where he has his glasses on and pencil in hand and cranks out the numbers, I just forgot which moments those were if anyone can help me. : )

ShaneDan Hinojosa

Dan Hinojosa wrote:

Sorry, Dan. I'm here to refute. If you will remember the episode where Homer joined the Navy REserve and they needed to get home he was called upon to calculate a plan of action. He feigned this on a naote pad... "uh... carry the two"... and we see that all along he was drawing an hil-AR-ious picture of a shark eating the Sea Captain or something. It was ludicrous.

Shane

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Jeremy SteinbergShane

That doesn't prove anything, except that he wasn't paying attention. "Shane" wrote in message news:[email]...

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A. BijankiDan Hinojosa

Dan Hinojosa wrote in message news:[email]...

"Dad, 10% of 12 billion isn't 12,000 dollars..."

Mike ReedA. Bijanki

"A. Bijanki" wrote:

Bart, with $1,000 we'd be millionaires!

== Mike Reed

ShaneMike Reed
I just remembered 2 other examples of Homer's poor math skills:
1) "A trillion dolla rbill? That must be worth a fortune!"
2), "We sure could have used that 12 thousand dollars."
    "Dad, 10% of 120 million isn't 12 thousand dollars. It's..."
    "Code blue... code blue..."

shane the mathemagician

TheAbmanShane

Homer actually had to count when Lisa was asked the apple question in Lisa's Sax.

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Dan HinojosaMike Reed

I find that strange one, I remember it. But I also recall that in one episode to prove the true creator of Itchey and Scratchy was indeed the creator, Home forked out $1800 to Bart from his own wallet.

ShaneDan Hinojosa

out $1800 to Bart from his own wallet.

so? he works as the safey inspector at a nuclear power plant.

shane "Eh... don't ask me how the economy works."

plot-benDan Hinojosa

he seems to be good at long calculations, remember the chalkboard in their basement during the wizard of evergreen terrace? it only took him three times to get the equation to work. then he just erased the dynamite complete.

Dan HinojosaDan Hinojosa

But, I know there are great instances where he does well. I am going to keep a good eye on this from here on out. He must be pretty smart to entertain Stephen Hawking for a full night of beer, and to talk donut-universe-theories. :/ hmmm.