Paul Newman dead..

Never on the show but one of the best sigt gags of the last 7 seasons...I'll tell you what I told Redford... "not gonna happen"

Who will make my pasta sauce now?

On Sep 28, 8:17 am, Jeßus wrote:> Stephen wrote:> > Never on the show but one of the best sigt gags of the last 7> > seasons...I'll tell you what I told Redford... "not gonna happen"> > Who will make my pasta sauce now?"Your" pasta sauce? Anyway, a rather stupid question. I'm sure Paul Newman's line of pasta sauces etc. will continue to be manufactured long after his demise. Also, there are many, many other brands of yummy pasta sauce to choose from. Shame on you when billions are starving.

Jim Cook wrote:

How did you manage to make such a dog's breakfast out of the formatting?

Gee, ya really think so? I was under the impression that Paul made it in his kitchen.

Meh, I'll just use some dead horse in future.

Maybe they should relocate? Or send an email to their respective governments to complain?

Or preferably stop breeding...

Or even do what I do: grow my own fruit and vegetables, and hunt for meat.

Je�us wrote:

"I asked for spaghetti in marinara sauce, I got egg noodles and ketchup."

Damn... If that happened to me, I'd get all stabby.

Next time I toss a salad, where will I get my salad dressing?

Mr. Museum

On Sep 30, 7:20 am, "[email]" wrote:

You'll have to toss the virtual salad.

-- R Flowers

You have to ask yourself, did he fire six shots, or only five? Oops, I mean, you have to ask yourself, is he making a reference to Paul Newman's salad dressing, or is he making a reference to all the "toss the salad" homosexuality references there have been on OFF? Well, do ya, punk? I mean, well, how did you interpret my comment?

Mr. Museum

On Sep 30, 10:46 am, "[email]" wrote:

I thought I got the reference!

Episode 5F13, "This Little Wiggy", http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F13

% OFF enter the Knowledgeum, and move along on a conveyor belt. A % well-sized screen is playing the Knowledgeum welcome kiosk, starring % Troy McClure.

Troy:  Welcome to the Springfield Knowledgeum.  I'm Troy McClure!
       You may remember me from such automated information kiosks
       as 'Welcome to Springfield Airport', and 'Where's Nordstrom?'.
       While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be
       unfortunately be subject to repeated [fades out].
Homer: What'd he say?  What about my car?
-- at the Knowledgeum, "This Little Wiggy"

% The Simpsons enter. To their delight, a wealth of educational and fun % activities inhabit the entire building. Kids slide down a scientific % helter-skelter, Rod Flanders moons into a giant telescope, and some kids % try to stand on the earthquake simulator. Fueled by this eye candy, the % Simpsons are anxious to look around.

Bart: Hey, I'm going to go toss the virtual salad! Lisa: I'm gonna read the giant book! Homer: I'm going to try the sex education computer! (he jumps, and the bounces away on the trampoline like floor) Yoink! Marge: Come on, Maggie. Let's try and find the enormous pendulum!

-- R Flowers

[email] wrote:

In it's own bedroom, perhaps? I guess it all depends on how prudish your salad is?

The Curse claims another victim.

"Stephen" wrote in message news:[email]...

Was that line voiced by Newman himself?

(I know I could just look it up, but then we wouldn't be having this pleasant conversation.)

-- R Flowers

Yes.

Oops...Sorry. Well, it was only a couple of lines from Newman, but a classic couple.