Breaking News: for those who asked

Nov 20, 2010, 11:48 PM ET37 posts by 10 posters
37 posts
Jerry Sauk

To everyone that wanted to know, Jesse will be home from school. on wwednesday for thanksgiving.

SqwertzJerry Sauk

On Sat, 20 Nov 2010 22:48:23 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

I hope you have that $600 you owe him. Or get ready to do a lot of groveling, fetching, and sucking.

-sw

Jerry SaukSqwertz

"Sqwertz" wrote in message news:wtgzb68mqupl$[email]...

It's only $100. I asked him to loan it to me for a three-month health-club membership. He was all too happy to help.

TFM�Jerry Sauk

Little did he know that your 3 month health club membership merely meant you would limit yourself to the fresco menu at Taco Bell.

TFM�
L GTFM�

What makes this "Breaking News"? It's off-topic.

Jerry SaukL G

"L G" wrote in message news:[email]...

you

Steve was the one that wanted to know. Ask HIM why it's on-topic

Jerry SaukTFM�

"TFM�" wrote in message news:4cea48aa$0$23077$[email]...

you

Are you fucking kidding me? I won't taste that Fresco crap. I spent it on the good stuff.

L GJerry Sauk

That didn't work out for either of you.

Jerry SaukL G

"L G" wrote in message news:[email]...

health-club

ARE you kidding me? I worked out GREAT FOR me.. I got a hundred dollors! I never said I would actually spent it on health-clubs. HE assumed that. And, whenver he says when are you going to pay me back, All I have to do is say, I don't have the money, which is almost always a true thing anyway. The only thing he would do with that money is waste in on tuition, whih is a waste because he's already smarter then 99.999% percent of the population.

SqwertzJerry Sauk

On Tue, 23 Nov 2010 16:27:48 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

Hey, you folks on alt.tv.simpsons - make sure Xino sees this next time he checks in, OK?

-sw

BigBadBubbaSqwertz

"Sqwertz" wrote in message news:m2o06r3v3ikf$[email]...

What is a Xino?

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RobertBigBadBubba

"BigBadBubba" wrote in message news:id1fks$e2m$[email]...

Just like your BigBadBubba, Xino is Jerry's brother.

Robert

SqwertzRobert

On Mon, 6 Dec 2010 14:50:05 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

But who ever said anything about Steve? Where did he (or she?) ever enter into this conversation? Bigbadbubba is the one who asked who Xino.

When then we'll just continue this as long as you it bothers you.

Did your brother ask you for the $100? Did you tell him you spent it on microwavable pizza instead of a fitness club membership?

Pretty soon you'll be able to borrow money off your 8-year old brother, too. He'll have a better job than you in 4 or 5 years.

-sw

Jerry SaukSqwertz

"Sqwertz" wrote in message news:1papdcn05j1t$[email]...

assumed

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tuition,

just

keep

Steve's

Steve, you were originally the one that brought it up. I wish you had a memory-span of more then 5 hour's. SCROLL UP AND READ THE DAMN QUOTE'S. You posted about Xino to Alt-tv. simpsons, and, Robert, when responding to Bubba, was reffering to YOU.

SqwertzJerry Sauk

On Thu, 9 Dec 2010 14:10:24 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

New rule: Any tie you hear the words, "Fuck off Jerry", that mean Jerry is wrong again and there's no sense arguing what the rest of already know.

It may be turn for Jerry to die again.

-sw

SqwertzSqwertz

On Thu, 9 Dec 2010 19:15:22 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

Damn, I'm not even drunk. I fixed the post.

-sw

Jerry SaukSqwertz

"Sqwertz" wrote in message news:[email]...

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QUOTE'S.

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Well dammit don't tell me to correct my spelling if you can't even handle it yourself.

RobertJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:[email]...

News flash idiot he did correct his spelling it was just in another post. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

Robert

L GJerry Sauk

Sam knows when he makes a mistake, you don't, Jumbo.

BigBadBubbaL G

"L G" wrote in message news:[email]...

That should be easy for jerry. It's a mistake any time he posts anything, or when he opens his mouth.

HEY! I just found a good job for jerry. Politician. He answers questions by beating around the bush, tries the bait-and-switch bullshit, and every time his mouth is open, he is telling a lie.

Jerry for president!*

*of the fat-assed-idiots society!

SqwertzJerry Sauk

On Thu, 9 Dec 2010 20:32:24 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

Who said anything about spelling? I didn't misspell any words in my original post. They just weren't the words I meant to type.

If *YOU* knew how to spell, you would have been able to see that everything was indeed spelled correctly.

So why are you starting yet another argument based on false "Jerry-facts"?

And where's your FAQ? The final deadline is next weekend. You've had 3 years to work on it and this is your last chance.

-sw

RobertSqwertz

"Sqwertz" wrote in message news:[email]...

RobertJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:[email]...

You read the quotes idiot because I was not referring to Steve I just answered BigBadBubba's question about who Xino was. I never said anything about Steve. It was you fantasizing abut your psychotic fixation with Steve that made him part of your reply.

Robert

BigBadBubbaRobert

"Robert" wrote in message news:idsflq$9qg$[email]...

Right. I understood what you said, and "Steve" never once entered my mind. Nor did "Steve" enter into the conversation. Is this more proof that jerry has gay tendencies, since it seems that he has this "thing" for Steve?

Jerry SaukRobert

"Robert" wrote in message news:idsflq$9qg$[email]...

thing

next

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Steve

Well then yuo should have SAID you weren't reffering to steve, because everyone assumed it since he was the last person involved!!!

SqwertzJerry Sauk

On Sun, 12 Dec 2010 17:18:50 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

Shut the fuck up Jerry.

End of thread.

-sw

RobertJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:[email]...

No he wasn't. Steve made a comment directed to Xino. Then BigBadBubba replied to him with the question of who Xino was and it was his post that I answered. So BigBadBubba was the last person involved before me.

Robert

L GJerry Sauk

You can't be real.

SqwertzJerry Sauk

On Sun, 21 Nov 2010 19:09:03 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

Heaven forbid you should use your *own* money to waste on something you won't follow through with.

So how often do you go, and what do you do when you're there (other than offend everyone by your mere presence).

Oh, I get it now. You just go to hang out in the saunas with the old men. Now it all makes sense.

-sw

BigBadBubbaJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:[email]...

So, you won't be posting much then will you? He's going to kick your ass up to the point where you just barely won't have to go to the hospital. Then he will kick your ass again on Thanksgiving (the fucking word is supposed to have a capitol "T" you stupid shit)

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SqwertzBigBadBubba

On Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:58:03 -0500, BigBadBubba wrote:

Xino shall only be weaker than Jerry.

-sw

Aaron HirshbergJerry Sauk

Tell Xino that I said hello and I wish him nothing but success in his studies.

Mr. Museum

NixuxAaron Hirshberg

On 11/21/2010 3:56 PM, [email] wrote:

Mr Museum -- Are you _SURE_ that Jerry and Xino don't occupy the same body? Although the vocabularies are dissimilar, there are distinct stylistic similarities in "their" writing. Notice that their posting periods don't overlap. It's all pretty suspicious by my lights. Look into this, please. fm

L GJerry Sauk

Who wanted to know? At least the boy has some ambition in life. You must not be blood related.

Jerry SaukL G

"L G" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh Puh-leeez. It's common knowledge my parent's adopted him. Lamest trolling attempt EVEER.

L GJerry Sauk

Common where? In Green Bay? It does make a lot of sense.