In your opinion, what are the best and/or worst lines from the blackboard in the opening sequence?
Best & worst blackboard quotes?
Aug 25, 2003, 4:57 PM ET16 posts by 10 posters
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"That Guy" skrev i en meddelelse news:6Lu2b.12$[email]...
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Right now, I'd have to go with...
Best: I shall not waste chalk
Worst: I shall not skate through the halls
/Thomas
(Although "Nobody cares about my sciata" is a potent contender as well...)
/Thomas
"Thomas Hillebrandt" wrote in message news:3f4a814d$0$5162$[email]...
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My favorite: I will not re-transmit without express permission of Major League Baseball.
"Do you really want to know the terrifying secrets, or would you rather see me sock a few dingers!!"
-Mark McGuire
On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 16:53:34 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:
-CrEaTuRe-
its McGwire...not McGuire...that also was not a blackboard quote
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields
LOL sorry I couldn't help myself.. I know it's not a blackboard quote, I was just mentioning the quote from the episode to which Duff Man was reffering, when Bart takes Focusin.
-CrEaTuRe-
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 10:16:30 -0400 (EDT), [email] (~ Tony ~) wrote:
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That's not where the MLB blackboard was...it was in "Lady Bouvier's Lover" with the Grandpa, Burns and Marge's mom love triangle...
That Guy wrote:
I will not insert subliminAL MessaGOREs :)
-HF
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I don't remember too many off the cuff, but I was recently watching some of my season 2 set, and I like "I will not grease the monkey bars". However, I do think most are stupid.
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"The President did it" is no excuse.
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I think my favorites are (sorry if I am a little off on the wording)
"A burp is not an answer"
and
"Beans are neither musical nor a fruit."
I have a T-shirt w/"Beans are neither musical nor fruit" on it...
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields
"That Guy" wrote in message news:...
My favourite has always been & will always be the (I think) very first one, "I Will Not Waste Chalk"!
Least favourite...I dunno, probably any one that mentions farting. (There's been more than one, right?)
As an aside, I also loved that "grammatical nightmare" that Skinner was forced to write ("I ain't not a dorkus"). :)
one I just saw on the season 3 dvd, one line of text on the board, saying "I will finish what I sta"
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields
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The Worst: "I will not insert subliminAL MessaGOREs"
Best: "Indian Burns Are Not A Cultural Heritage."