[ zero.cool ]'s log, stardate Tue, 9 Jul 2002 19:11:45 +1200:
A month later, Bart gets Lisa's signature, Apu's (?), and Jimbo's (whose real name is Corky). But Krusty's stamped his check with a Cayman Islands Off-Shore Holding Corporation stamp. Bart is enraged, and takes it back to the bank so that they can make him sign it. The clerk assures Bart that's it's perfectly legal, but there seemed to be a tipoff (can anything be more suspicious than the Caymans?) and, in the course of five minutes, Krusty gets arrested for tax fraud.
[on phone]
Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge
information about that customer's secret illegal
account.
[hangs up]
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was
illegal.
[sighs] It's too hot today./zero.cool