Top Seven Things To Do While Watching S. 12 Reruns

Jul 24, 2001, 11:08 PM ET11 posts by 7 posters
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Jamie aka Claude Kane IV

Since I'm not funny and lazy, how bout the rest of you finish this list?

S1.3 OFF++++ HTZ+++ Matt Groening ++++ LIS++ Duffman++ Big Rich Texan--Ron Howard--- f++ n+ Is $/$+ 9F10, 5F18, 3F31, 3F04, 2F15, "TOE", 2F16, M1987

Learn the Simpsons Geek Code or else you will die (not a guarantee).

Dave Hall↩ Jamie aka Claude Kane IV

How about a repost of a similar list. :-)

=> Top 10 things for a Simpsons fan to do during reruns <======================

  • Send Matt Groening more letters requesting nude picture of Marge Simpson.
  • Review your Simpsons episodes, pausing on the naughty bits.
   8. Rearrange your massive Simpsons video collection.  Determine whether
      they look better with your Smurfs or G.I. Joe.
   7. Create torrid sex scene by splicing video or audio recordings
      together.
  • Memorize production codes to all episodes (to impress friends).
  • Memorize quotes from episodes (to impress friends).
  • Rent and watch all movies with Yeardley Smith.
  • Renew your subscription to Bongo Comics.
   2. Send Matt Groening more letters requesting nude pictures of all
      Simpsons characters.
  • Create a top ten list.
{parody - not to be taken seriously.} Dave Hall ([email])
AcK!↩ Jeremy Bleichman

On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 18:02:58 GMT, Jeremy Bleichman wrote:

Rack's your wife?

TTYL

... "Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting 'Gotcha.' It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know they won't give up. They'll get you in the end." [email] remove "spa" to email
The Rack↩ AcK!

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

wrote:

Your *wife*? <makes whip cracking sound>

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |
Scott Vivian↩ The Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:ZMl87.1706$[email]...

you think just because you make that sound i'm going to buy that plough?

The Rack↩ AcK!

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

wrote:

Yeah yeah, Bob's yer uncle. Let's just get OUT of here!

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |
AcK!↩ The Rack

On Fri, 27 Jul 2001 22:19:45 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

You're right, this was the best execution ever. And now let us never speak of the beheading ever again.

TTYL

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AcK!↩ Dave Hall

On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 11:20:06 GMT, [email] (Dave Hall) wrote:

LOL!!!

A year ago I would've reposted that list when such a post was spotted... eerie.

<snip>

TTYL

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The Rack↩ Jamie aka Claude Kane IV

"Jamie aka Claude Kane IV" wrote in message news:[email]...

Watch a Nye Mets baseball match on another set.

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |
Fritz the Cat↩ The Rack

On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 19:05:24 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

Are they you favorite squadron?