At first glance, Homer would invest in Krispy Kreme, but he would buy AT&T or Enron now.
What type of stock would Homer invest in?
Apr 23, 2002, 11:50 AM ET21 posts by 15 posters
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"Tim Hall" wrote in message news:[email]...
Pumpkins?
Malc
Tim Hall wrote:
Animotion
That up and coming opera hat company.
Can't go wrong with Congraves.
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On Tue, 23 Apr 2002, Tim Hall stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
In the UK, a working-class guy like Homer would be extremely unlikely to dabble in stocks at all.
Homer's from the UK?? That's why we couldn't figure our what state Springfield is in, it's in the UK!!
"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
On Thu, 25 Apr 2002 17:32:53 GMT, "That Guy" wrote:
Then why would Willy be deported as an immigrant?
On Thu, 25 Apr 2002 17:49:57 GMT, [email] (Kelly) wrote:
Because he's Scottish.
"Keleka" wrote in message news:[email]...
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See? That proves beyond any shadow of doubt that I am never wrong.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:X9_x8.47$%[email]...
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Then why would Apu try and act AMERICAN to not get deported?
Paul Hyett wrote:
If Homer lived in any other country, he would have starved to death, long ago.
"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...
He's got ya there, dad.
Pumpkin futures.
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"Tim Hall" wrote in message news:[email]...
Steak?
P. Piggly Hogswine wrote:
Money's too tight for steak.
"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...
Steak?
On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 23:28:12 GMT, "P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote:
Gaspacho Soup
"AndrewR" wrote in message news:[email]...
Go back to Russia!
On 23 Apr 2002 08:50:08 -0700, [email] (Tim Hall) wrote:
We all know it's Pumpkins... and Lenny.