while getting mentally ready for my vacation next week and with the recent talk about "who should be singing with Queen', I came up with the following cute idea:
HOMER: but Marge, it's been my lifelong dream to be a spelunker!
MARGE: Homer, last year your lifelong dream was to go on a world tour as the vocalist for Queen. And you did it, too!
(Dissolve To: main stage in Wembley Stadium, UK. Onstage, Homer is prancing about in a white leotard obviously two sizes too small)
HOMER (singing): I want to ride my bikelickcicle, I want to ride my bike, I want to eat my popsicle, mmmmm, popsicle....
ROGER TAYLOR: why the hell did we take on this git? Let ME handle the vocals, and let's just turn his mike down like we did to Robbie Williams!
BRIAN MAY: We CAN'T, Roger! He begged and pleaded and swore it was his lifelong dream to sing with us! (winces) Maybe I can turn up my amp and drown him out?
JOHN DEACON (looking skyward): Forgive us, Freddie, for we know not what we did!
:)