Just For Fun: Homer on tour with Queen!

Jul 11, 2001, 7:57 PM ET2 posts by 2 posters
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Daniel Dreibelbis

while getting mentally ready for my vacation next week and with the recent talk about "who should be singing with Queen', I came up with the following cute idea:

HOMER: but Marge, it's been my lifelong dream to be a spelunker!

MARGE: Homer, last year your lifelong dream was to go on a world tour as the vocalist for Queen. And you did it, too!

(Dissolve To: main stage in Wembley Stadium, UK. Onstage, Homer is prancing about in a white leotard obviously two sizes too small)

HOMER (singing): I want to ride my bikelickcicle, I want to ride my bike, I want to eat my popsicle, mmmmm, popsicle....

ROGER TAYLOR: why the hell did we take on this git? Let ME handle the vocals, and let's just turn his mike down like we did to Robbie Williams!

BRIAN MAY: We CAN'T, Roger! He begged and pleaded and swore it was his lifelong dream to sing with us! (winces) Maybe I can turn up my amp and drown him out?

JOHN DEACON (looking skyward): Forgive us, Freddie, for we know not what we did!

:)

I actually liked it.But I would have just let him screw up the lyrics not go on his MMMMM trip.Then just like the Queen shows the girls can come out on the bikes,Homer can jump on one aned cause a huge bike crash and then have the members say their lines.But as I said I did like it. Typical Ned No!!!!!!!!! Jamaica Mon.I wanna pass the dutchie on the left hand side.