Having a key made...

I remember some Homer quote:

"I only have three memories: Having a key made..."

And that's it. Does anybody know the full quote, and possibly the episode it was in?

I seem to recall he was pouting about not having accomplished anything in his lifetime so I think it may be the Edison episode... but I'm not sure.

"Fraggler?" wrote...

From: The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (The Edison episode, yes.)

Homer: I've wasted half my life, Marge.  You know how many memories I have?
       Three!  Standing in line for a movie, having a key made, and sitting
       here talking to you.  Thirty-eight years and that's all I have to
       show for it!
Marge: You're thirty-nine.

It's in the episode where Homer tries to be like Edison, entitiled "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace". He says "34 years and you know many memories I have? Three! Having a key made, standing in line for a movie, and sitting here talking to you. 34 years, and that's all I have to show for it. Marge: You're 35. Homer then proceeds to go into the fetal position

Actually now that I think about it, Homer is says he's 38, and marge tells him he is thirty nine

"Bullwnkle88" wrote in message news:PdeK6.4928$[email]...

memories

sitting

Ironwood wrote in message news:B96K6.26425$[email]...

episode

in

sure.

have?

sitting

Thanks!

"... standing in line for a movie, and sitting here talking to you. 35 years and that's all I've got!?" Fraggler? wrote in message news:fN5K6.1469$[email]...