Favorite Ralph lines

Here's two to start things:

I bent my wookie.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Mrs Hoover, which one is one?

My knob tastes funny.

When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Dave

"SPAMMO" wrote in message news:B78EFD71.8F71%[email]...

Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Ms. Hover, my desk is shaking.

Ms. Hover, the worm fell in my mouth and then I ate it.

Can you open my milk mommy.

In my house we call them uh-oh's.

It tastes like burning.

The doctor said it would stop bleeding if I kept my finger out of there.

How about Raplh's letter to Ms. Hoover when she was sick...Who knows it?

Ken

"That's where a leprechaun told me to burn things."

(and in the same episode...)

Bart: The electric chair! Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice. Ralph: Smells like hot dogs.

i live in a drawer

TasteOfMyiasis wrote:

Not Ralph!!!

Ken

oh shit isnt that that one were i think its the bald kid with the white tee says he has a son and he says i live in a drawer? but that was ralph`s voice weird huh?

Kenneth Gross wrote:

"when i grow up i will graduate form bovar university"

" you touched my special sphere"

n2

I think that is supposed to be "bovine university"

N2 wrote:

"Whatz a battle?

" I dress my self."

"My finger is on fire"

"Me fail english? That unpossible"

"So you like stuff."

"i idaho"

n2

Um, I think every single one of those quotes are wrong in some way.

N2 wrote in message news:3b69b0cd$0$25866$[email]...

On Thu, 2 Aug 2001, The Webmiester wrote:

Tha'ts unpossible!

/ Kristian

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I know those words, but that sign makes no sense. - mirilidium "Yahoo Serious Festival"

Not Lenny!!

• mirilidium

On Thu, 2 Aug 2001, SPAMMO wrote:

-What's a diorama?

-Yeae! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

/ Kristian

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You can download an MP3 file of Ralph sayings. The quality is average, but there's 7 minutes worth of quotes on it. Try Morpheus.com. ------------- G-Hound

'We have enough youth. How 'bout a fountain of smart?'

(to the old people) Someone should iron you!

I don't feel right!

Teacher sent me to the principle when I was dirty!
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"Gay" is not a synonym for "bad."

Remove "bination" to reply.

"Principal Skinner and Ms Krabaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me"

"Sleep, oh boy.. thats where i'm a viking"

"This is my sandbox, i'm not allowed to go in the deep end.. and thats where I saw the leprichan....... he told me to burn things"

"Hello Principal Skinner.. Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers.......I'm learnding"

"When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpiller..I love you principal skinner"

"Ms Hoover sent me to Principal skinner's office when I was dirty"

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"

"Go Banana!"

"Luke Hoffmann" wrote in message news:[email]...

"It tastes like burning"

'you choo- choo- choose me?' and 'sooo... do you like (pause), stuff?'

Eric Metcalf wrote:

"I think I wet my bed"

That ep. was great. A tidal wave washes Ralphy onto the Simpsons front lawn. HA!!

On Thu, 2 Aug 2001, SPAMMO wrote:

Everybody's Hugging!!

Ian Brodie

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

- mirilidium "The baby looked at you??"

"i heard that your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

"I'm a boy."

I bent my Wookie

Rudiger wrote:

It tastes like...burning. Sincerely, Little Girl

I just remembered my favorite one- Meow -while wearing Peter Criss (KISS) makeup

Worst topic restart ever!

Jay

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."--Homer Simpson

you can't beat, in this order:

1) 'i bent my wookiee' 2) 'look big daddy, there's regular daddy' 3) 'i'm idaho' 4) 'my cat's breath tastes like cat food' 5) 'pulling only makes it tighter!' 6) 'yes but what man could tame her' (before they decided ralph was a wiggum and really stupid) 7) 'principle skinner is an old man who lives in the school' 8) 'ruff ruff' 9) 'it is? oh no!' (in response to Bart decreeing that 'now is the winter of our discontent') 10) 'miss hoover, which one is one?'

top of my head like u know...

"Jay K." wrote in message news:[email]...

Simpson

I glued my head to my shoulder....... heh heh....

"Quality Shmality. If I had a TV show, I'd run that sucker in the ground."

"Miss hoover? I'm not allowed to use scissors" (or something)

"Can you cook my dinner for me? I'm not allowed near the cooker"

golrien

Life is like a bowl of hand-grenades.