My local FOX affiliate is running a contest for the month where you watch the nightly rerun of OFF and That 70s Show, waiting for the phone number to call to be the Nth caller in order to be entered to win a motorcycle. Hoping they'd let me take the cash equivalent if I won (not that I'd mind having a Harley; I'd just do better with some money right now), I decided to apply myself towards winning. As a result, I actually sat through "Kill the Alligator and Run" last night. And for naught, the number was busy.
Just needed to vent; hopefully someone here will take pity on my poor blighted soul.