Here's a link to the script, its under the "For the fans, by the fans" section. http://www.simpsonsforum.com/
The mix of religions is purposely done in that the church will cross all lines to raise money...gambling, smoking,etc. I mentioned it right off on the church message board.."All Denominations Accepted", that's why the Reverend doesn't mind having the wafer shot at, but the Catholics would have a cow if you breathe on it. I was just having fun a bit. It was also a way of getting Krusty involved, even though he's jewish. I guess I should have made the sign bigger!