Homer's stupidity

Aug 5, 2002, 3:50 PM ET4 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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torixalt.tv.simpsons

As we all know, Homer Simpson is an idiot. But somehow, he managed to get a job at a nuclear power plant an a safety inspector, and many other jobs (security guard, baby proofer, trainee at a fast-food restaurant, etc.). So, let's try to post as much incidents where homer did something very funny. I'll post the first one:

That episode with Frank Grimes in it (Production code: 4F19, Title: Homer's Enemy). In the episode, Homer gets a 513. It goes a little something like this:

(At work, Homer propels himself into Grimes' office.)

Homer:    So, how's it going, Grimey?
Grimes:   I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
Homer:    [laughs]  Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that.
          [walks around idly, making annoying sounds]
          [off key]  Take me out to the ball-game, take me out to the
          ballll ...
          So, what's new, Grimey?
          [alarms blare and red lights go on at Homer's work station]
Grimes:   Simpson, you've got a 513.
          [Homer looks at his watch]
Grimes:   No, a 513.  In your procedures manual -- a 513?
          {Homer looks at his watch again]
Grimes:   [points] Look at your control panel.
Homer:    [looks] Oh, a five THIR-teen.  I'll handle it.
          [calmly walks next door, takes a bucket of water and pours it
          on the console.  This shorts it out and silences the alarms]
          That got it.
          [Grimes looks through the window, aghast]

here's another one from "homer the heretic" when he makes wafflesout ofcaramels waffle batter and liquid smoke. when he finishes he takes the waffle and wraps it around a stick of butter.

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I don't remember the episode name (maybe HOMR). Homer is impressed at an animation expo and decides to invest his life savings in Animotion Inc. He goes to the bank to withdraw the money. Here's how the interaction goes as far as I remember:

Homer : I'd like to withdraw my life's savings Teller: You have a joint account, you'll need your wife's signature Homer : Sure, she's er... right behind that plant (goes behind the plant thinking the teller can't see him) Homer : (seemingly to marge) Honey sign this Homer : (faking marge's voice) Sure dear Homer : (faking lisa's voice) daddy can you get some candy? Homer : Sure..(comes back to the teller) Teller: (hands over some candy) here you go(rolls his eyes) Homer : (grabs the candy and runs towards the exit) sucker! Teller: Um, sir, your life's savings... Homer : Oh yes......I see that it is in bill form