As we all know, Homer Simpson is an idiot. But somehow, he managed to get a job at a nuclear power plant an a safety inspector, and many other jobs (security guard, baby proofer, trainee at a fast-food restaurant, etc.). So, let's try to post as much incidents where homer did something very funny. I'll post the first one:
That episode with Frank Grimes in it (Production code: 4F19, Title: Homer's Enemy). In the episode, Homer gets a 513. It goes a little something like this:
(At work, Homer propels himself into Grimes' office.)
Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey?
Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that.
[walks around idly, making annoying sounds]
[off key] Take me out to the ball-game, take me out to the
ballll ...
So, what's new, Grimey?
[alarms blare and red lights go on at Homer's work station]
Grimes: Simpson, you've got a 513.
[Homer looks at his watch]
Grimes: No, a 513. In your procedures manual -- a 513?
{Homer looks at his watch again]
Grimes: [points] Look at your control panel.
Homer: [looks] Oh, a five THIR-teen. I'll handle it.
[calmly walks next door, takes a bucket of water and pours it
on the console. This shorts it out and silences the alarms]
That got it.
[Grimes looks through the window, aghast]