Homers careers

I've been trying to compile a list of homers jobs/money making schemes. THere are well over 12 jobs alone. Can anyone help?

-SNPP (duh) -Sugar salesman -con man -Kwik-E-Mart -Naval officer (if that counts) -worker for the Baldwins

The ONE and ONLY, Brandon Foster-Gray

ANNE: What did you say your job was again? JONATHAN: I'm an obstetrician-gynecologist ANNE: Hmm, well I'll keep my feet on the ground, then. --"Weakest Link," April 18, 2001

1. He had an internet business 2. He had the auto phone dialer which asked everyone in town to send him money. 3. His "normal" job at the nuclear power plant 4. He worked at the Quickie Mart 5. He was an assistant to Mr. Burns when Burns made Smithers go on a vacation 6. He charged admission to see the angel 7. He charged admission to ride on Stampy 8. On tonights episode he is starting a day care 9. He was a black jack dealer 10. He was a baseball mascot 11. He charged Ned a fee to teach him to relax (when they went to Las Vegas) 12. He sold sugar 13. He taught a class at the community college (The episode when he told everyone secrets about him and Marge) 14. He was an inventor 15. He worked at the bowling alley

And now I am having a dumb moment and I can't think of anymore. :)

-Imajika

I've got two-and-a-half words for you.

Gulp. 'N'. Blow.

Imajika wrote in message news:nUBL6.72231$[email]...

Vegas)

In message , Imajika writes

*snip*

Mr Plow.

Imajika wrote:

He also sold greese

TonyD wrote:

Krusty Impersonator.

In article , Jeremy Bleichman wrote:

Carnival Worker

On Mon, 14 May 2001, Bill wrote:

Don't forget the ever popular side show freak at Hullabalooza

Imajika wrote in message news:nUBL6.72231$[email]...

Vegas)

A few more...

16. He was Springfield's Secretary of Sanitation/Waste Disposal (whatever you call it) 17. He was Mayor Quimby's body guard 18. He was a Carnie (first biting chicken heads, then running the ring toss) 19. He was winter care-taker for Burns' mountain mansion 20. He helped Mel Gibson re-write the new Mr. Smith Goes to Washington 21. He was a food critic 22. He drove the Springfield Monorail 22. He was the Beer Baron 23. He rode a tricycle around poisonous snakes with Eddie Munster on his back 24. He was an astronaut 25. He went on the road selling Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic 26. He worked at home (being morbidly obese) 27. He was the voice of Poochie (though he said he forgot to ask for any money) 28. He sang with the Be Sharps 29. He was featured on The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour 30. He went on tour with Hullablooza 31. He was a Tomacco Farmer 32. He climbed the Murderhorn for the Powersauce company 33. He played on the Springfield Power Plant Softball Team 34. He was Mr. Plow 35. He was a Krusty the Klown impersonator 36. He was a missionary

That's all I can think of.

Fraggler? wrote in message news:EIUL6.2010$[email]...

He ran a daycare.

Surly wrote:

He ran that backyard amusement park with the trampoline and Fort Matress.

He was a housesitter for Mr.Burns and dont know if this counts for a job but,he was a fugitive from the law.Dont forget he was the Barker at the block garage sale.

Typical Ned No!!!!!!!!! Jamaica Mon.I wanna pass the dutchie on the left hand side.