Holiday greetings, Simpsons style!

Dec 23, 2001, 3:20 PM ET8 posts by 7 posters
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Kristian Ronge

Thought I would start it off! ->

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but... Well, *try* and have a merry Christmas.

/ Kristian
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|Kristian Ronge |[email]|[email]|
|d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska H�gskolan)     |
|d99, Computer Science, Royal Institute of Technology   |
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-"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy
  people?"
BazillaKristian Ronge

Hello mother Hello father Here I am at Camp Granada

Marge is Lisa at Camp Granada!?

Bazilla

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ChemboyKristian Ronge

Moe: So this was all a scam. And on Christmas. Barney: Yeah... Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

ChemboyKristian Ronge

Bart: Hey, since when is Christmas just about presents? Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day -- the birth of Santa?

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

dave h.Kristian Ronge

go go go! pee pee pee!

i got a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell.
SurlyKristian Ronge

Kristian Ronge wrote >

Christmas is the time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Surly Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.