I'm HUNGRY not Horny!

Get your mind out of the lucky gutter!

Homer's JAWS were "wired shut", he was going so far as to SNORT steak because his MOUTH was actually closed.

He was so HUNGRY.

You have Sex and the Simpsons and Jaws wired shut confused. AGAIN!

Thanks.

spoken like a true virgin..

It's so obviously "I'm horny" The joke works better than hungry.

"I don't know what you said, but I'm sure it was romantic."

"Simpsons Fan" wrote in message news:[email]...

because

Yes you are. A grown man doesn't go to a stupid gathering and says "I'm horny" when he's surrounded by tasty eats and his JAWS wired shut, not something else wired shut.

Not really. Remember the Isotopes episode when they asked Homer a question and he said "Me so hungry" and everybody laughed but the announcer said he said something totally different? See, it's supposed to be funny to laugh at another's pain. TRUE SIMPSONS STYLE.

Yep. Stomach cramps turn everyone on.

On 17 Feb 2002 18:12:26 GMT, Simpsons Fan wrote:

But they used that joke when he was "talking" to Burns. Why would they repeat it in less than a minute? Though, I agree,"hungry" is more funny.

On Sun, 17 Feb 2002 18:44:02 GMT, Bojan Bugarin wrote:

I have just checked. He said "horny". Maybe he wanted to say "hungry", but he said "horny".

His JAWS were wired shut. How did you tell what he said? How did you understand? Trust me, if you had that fat pig quack wire your jaws shut where you couldn't eat solid food, you'd be hungry too. Especially if you were a fat pig like Homer.

He may be hungry, but it doesn't mean that he would say that he is hungry all the time. During the dance, he clearly says that he is "horny". Go check, you'll see. Even the closed captionning agrees with me :-)

On 19 Feb 2002 03:41:04 GMT, Simpsons Fan wrote:

I put my speakers' volume to max. My neighbours didn't like that at all.

Similarities between HORNY and HUNGRY:

• They begin with H
• They end in Y
• They have two syllables
• They have one R and one N

and the diferences are uncountable.

If he was hungry and his jaws were wired shut, he woudn't be able to PRONOUNCE hungry correctly. It doesn't matter what he said, it matters what we heard, and we heard HORNY.

But I'm not.

I don't believe you.

If that's your logic, I suggest you use your mute button and brain more often.

Then you'll never know. EVER!

During the dance, in "Jaws Wired Shut", Homer says "I'm horny"

I doubt that. Doesn't make sense, his JAWS were wired shut, so shut that he couldn't eat steak. He had to snort it, remember? He said "I'm hungry."

Homer's fat, not a porn star.

You are incorrect. I suggest you go watch the episode again :-)

At the end of the episode he does say "I'm Horny" not i'm hungry....it's the only time but he does say it. And my closed captioning agreed with it too

Cassidy

"Z" wrote in message news:[email]...

that he

hungry."

I don't know about the end of the episode. I thought we were talking about the formal dance. Homer says "I'm horny" during the dance.

Simpsons Fan wrote:

Pfft, eggheads. It's horny, I suggest you practice operating your television machine. Ahoy. Sincerely, Little Girl

You only WISH it was "horny". Got a thing for Homer or something?

Why do you keep on insisting on being wrong?

If I wanted to be wrong I would dress up as you. Last time I checked it wasn't Halloween. If you're some kind of sex pig, then I'm sure it's horny because his JAWS were wired shut, "yeah, OK".

Wonder what he would of said if he lost his tongue.

Thanks.

Well, (Krusty the Klown voice) EXCUSE ME ! you know, you could have some respect for people online even if you hate them i can't believe the people on the newsgroups, it's unbelievable!

Unbelievable as how Springfield got weighed?

IS IT?

Simpsons Fan wrote:

I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others. Sincerely, Little Girl

Stop reading your mom's fortune cookies.

Lousy Democrats.

Thanks.

Drunk and full of pie, Simpsons Fan wrote:

Now, that's psychology

you know what you two need? a little comic strip called "love is"

What about "Love Hurts?"

It's about 2 naked 8-year old boys who anally rape each other.

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

Simpsons Fan wrote:

What about "Love Stinks"? Sincerely, Little Girl

Drunk and full of pie, Internet King wrote:

Love Bites, Love Bleeds Sincerely, Some Guy

What about "Little Girl Stinks?"

Bad bye!

Simpsons Fan wrote:

Well, Scooby-Doo can doo-doo... Sincerely, Little Girl

On 19 Feb 2002 03:37:15 GMT, Simpsons Fan wrote:

You are claiming:

• If a fact makes sense, then it's true.
• If a fact doesn't make sense it's untrue.

You are wrong: Facts don't depend on sense, and "Homer pronounced HORNY" is a fact

The Simpsons are yellow and have 4 fingers per hand, and you would want them to say logical sentences.

On 25 Feb 2002 01:46:46 GMT, Simpsons Fan wrote:

I thought .com was an international domain, but OK, I'm not a monster. I've changed it so you can finally sleep better at night.

No, I expect you not to go looking for logic in The Simpsons.

Snuh?

Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree.

what i'm still trying to figure out is how is it even POSSIBLE to confuse the two words? listen to the stresses & pronunciations

HORE-KNEE

HUNG-GREE

does anyone have the episode on file? if so, please extract a soundbyte from it and let's end this once and for all.

Well if you're going to break down both words syllabically, it would be more like:

'hor-nE

and

'h&[ng]-grE

The stresses are both on the same syllable (1st) but there's just no confusing those two words in pronunciation.

Unless your JAWS ARE WIRED SHUT!

Thanks.

We can settle it by WIRING YOUR JAWS SHUT, (I believe the name of the episode was JAWS WIRED SHUT), and then have you say "I'm hungry" when your wife asks about you after you had to snort steak. (Because you can't eat solid food because your JAWS ARE WIRED SHUT).

Thanks.

eh!) why are you so angry?

and

B) if you just ate steak (through your nose or not) you wouldn't be too hungry anymore.

I didn't see the ep, but I did see the promo with that scene, and context or not, it was clearly "horny". Sorry.

Jason Saslow wrote:

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But this is Homer you're talking about.

Remember, 'tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eating machine, yearrrr!

A) NOBODY'S ANGRY, (AT LEAST NOT ME, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO WIRE SOME PEOPLE'S MOUTH SHUT AND MAKE THEM SAY HUNGRY, HORNY, AND LISA JUNIOR.)

HE ATE STEAK IN ONE SCENE. WE DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME PAST.

NO NEED TO BE SORRY, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. NEITHER DID HOMER BUT SAYING HUNGRY. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, YET.

yeah, they don't sound the same at all. it's weird a person can mistake "I'm horny" for "I'm hungry"

It's weird an episode can be about JAWS BEING WIRED SHUT (Therefore being unable to pronounce words correctly.) Get your mind out of the gutter! Homer + Sex = Bad Kids.

I was bored, so i made a WAV file. it is very poor quality, but good enough.

http://www.geocities.com/freedoom99/homer.wav

It is very clear what he says.

I would have posted it here, but I don't know if it is ok to do that in a non-binaries type of group.

Maybe so. Maybe so....

On Sat, 16 Feb 2002, Simpsons Fan stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Stay out of my refrigerator!

[Oh wait - wrong show] :)