Homer's advice for his children

"Never try."

"Never help anyone."

Any other good ones?

Bob Vesterman.

"Robert William Vesterman" wrote in message news:[email]...

'Trying is the frist step towards faliure'

This one wasn't one of Homer's, but Grampa's advice to Homer on his wedding day was, "If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."

Good advice.

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Son, you're as dumb as a mule, and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Robert William Vesterman wrote:

"Never love anyone." (Or is it anything?)

Abe to Homer: "You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it."

in article [email], Robert William Vesterman at [email] wrote on 1/25/02 5:34 PM:

Trying is the first step towards failing.

Brett

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us anything--and it hasn't--it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as female mud wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

"Robert William Vesterman" wrote in message news:[email]...

Homer: If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing.