FF's For "The Book Job"

Lot's of FF book titles in this one.

The dinosaurs are smoking backstage. This is reminiscent of the "how dinosaurs really became extinct" joke. http://humormedication.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wp_humor_gary_larson_dino.jpg

Homer is reading "Jet Ski Wanter".

The whole episode has an "Ocean's 11" remake air to it.

Bart was the zephyr. I wonder who the greaser was? Skinner: "Best kid man in the business."

Selma books include: My Orthodontist Is A Werewolf Nursing Home Gnome Once Upon A Toadstool The Apothecary The Winkles or Elfinshire Nursing Home Gnome Goes To Nome The Body Snatcher In The Rye Percy Sledge And The Olympians The Winkler of Elfinshire 2, BLOOD RAGE The Magician King You Are So Not Invited To The Wiccan Naming Ceremony EPIC FAIL The Wisconsin Wizard Chronicles Cloud Atlas 2: Cumulus Rising Finnegan's Wake And Zombies Booze Cruise Of The Dawn Treader Dragonfriends Of Plonk

Moe's books are: There's A Rainbow In My Basement

Titles at the bookstore: To Kid A Mockingbird (To Kill A Mockingbird) Bloodyfruit Jungle (Rubyfruit Jungle) Polyamorous Android Rocker Sled To Terabitha Being And Nothingness And Zombies (Being And Nothingness) Vampire Umpire Pep Rally Of The Damned School Spirits Drink It On Give Me A V Slaker Girls Friday Night Bites Cheerbleeders: Sophomore Year As I Lay Undying Chat Roulette With The Vampire Exit Interview With A Vampire Tru Blood A Condeaderacy Of Dunces You Know You're A Redneck Vampire When, … The Adventures Of Huckleberry Fang Shaun White, Snow Vampire The Babybiters Club Nosferateen Time For Dead The Vamp That Rocks The Cradle

The notecards include: $1=23 troll kroner volcano eruption during prom rival school under Tappan Zee Bridge troll sexting called texting centaur janitor foreign exchange student: yeti drink out of geodes professor mysteries' secret halloween is valentines day valentines day is halloween blind science teacher thinks he's at regular school kids racist to talking tree at prom

Mr. Museum

On Nov 28, 1:23 pm, "[email]" wrote:

At the book fair: The Bourne Continuation How I Became A Famous Novelist by Steven Hely (This is a real book!!!) Cocktail Party Make-You-Thinks by Malcolm Gladwell Evil Woman by E.L.O. Doctorow The Bourne Exploitation

Bart is obviously Brad Pitt's character from "Ocean's 11" by the way he is dressed at the Book Fair.

Mr. Museum

A very good take on that movie about those eleven crooks who worked with Danny Ocean, but I can't seem to remember the name of the movie!

Mr. Museum

Once Upon A Time, [email] wrote:

Hmph! This is the sort of thing a REAL museum would know!

** Captain Infinity

On Nov 28, 3:33 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

If you are going to be a captain, the least you can do is name yourself after a defined, rational number!!!

Mr. Museum