Happy Love Day, everyone!

Feb 14, 2002, 8:35 AM ET28 posts by 22 posters
28 posts
Ted S.

Happy Love Day!

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
dave h.Ted S.

Ted S. wrote:

kiss iiiiiit.

Rock me, Amadeus.
The Rackdave h.

Drunk and full of pie, Dave H. wrote:

Maybe later.

Chadderack |_________|Surprising Facts|__________| | ------------------ | | Penguin evolution is a fib. |
Billy HicksThe Rack

Wait a minute-isn't that during the Summer? "The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

Brett BuckBilly Hicks

in article a4gmt0$gcn$[email], Billy Hicks at [email] wrote on 2/14/02 7:59 AM:

Are you going to ruin *another* Love Day?!

BazillaTed S.

Yes, but will it be as successful as Christmas II?

Bazilla

Born in a Time Warp http://www.geocities.com/bazboy666/Bazillapage.html
Jim DiDomenicoBazilla

How about Spendover, like Passover, but less talk, more presents?

ZedTed S.

It's pronounced, Valentine's Day

DJ MaNiAkRyan W. Mead

Oh! But I wanted Lord Huggington!

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

Jason SaslowDJ MaNiAk

It's the same basic bear, DJ.

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Kristian RongeRyan W. Mead

On 14 Feb 2002, Ryan W. Mead wrote:

The scene where Sir Loves-a-lot is dumped has to be one of the most tragicomical scenes in "the Simpsons" history.

/ Kristian
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The RackKristian Ronge

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

Homer stomping him into the trash might've been the funniest scene in an otherwise bad episode.

Chadderack Boo! We changed "Coke" again! Bleah Bleah! AAAIGH!! www.snpp.com/episodes/scg.html
YamaTed S.

Today's Bacon Day. Love Day is July 30 (An interesting coincidence, but I won't tell about that). Call Someone A Trash Eating Stinkbag Day is July 31.

"Ted S." wrote:

Sydney AssbasketYama

Every day is Bacon Day!

I need a girlfriend.  NOW, preferably.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

The RackSydney Assbasket

Drunk and full of pie, Sydney Assbasket wrote:

Wha?? Don't you have a rash? Big deal?

Chadderack OO BABY BABY! COME ON BACK, I BEG YA! START SQUEEZIN' ME SO HARD/ LIKE A ROTTEN RUTABAGA!
Rick GutleberThe Rack

If you get a girlfriend from NOW you probably won't like it.

"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

mirilidiumRick Gutleber

But I ordered "NOW: That's What I Call a Girlfriend Volume 3".

  • mirilidium
dave h.mirilidium

mirilidium wrote:

is that the one where the sexy co-eds grin and "bare" it down at mardi gras?

Rock me, Amadeus.
Greg BairSydney Assbasket

[email] (Sydney Assbasket ) spewed forth in news:[email] on 14 Feb 2002:

Holy shit! July 31st is mine and my girlfriend's 2 year anniversary! lol!

Greg Bair "If gold rusts, what will iron do?" - Chaucer http://www.geocities.com/gregnhs99
BILL WILLIARTed S.

LOVE DAY IS ON THE SIMPSONS TO JUST MAKE MONEY, THERE IS NO REAL LOVE DAY I DON'T THINK

VALENTINE'S DAY IS REAL

BILL

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Remove "bination" to reply Ted S. wrote in message ... >Happy Love Day! >
The RackBILL WILLIAR

Drunk and full of pie, BILL WILLIAR wrote:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET SIMPSONS FAN'S PARTNER IN CRIME!!!!!!!!!!! BILL WILLIAR!!!

:)
Chadderack June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen, again. Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
BILL WILLIARThe Rack

I AM NOT THE "SIMPSONS FAN" THAT POSTS MESSAGES HERE BUT I AM A HUGE SIMPSONS FAN

MY FAVORITE SHOW ACTUALLY IS THE SIMPSONS

BILL

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The RackBILL WILLIAR

Drunk and full of pie, BILL WILLIAR wrote:

LOL

Chadderack Look, dear... a couple of your native Antarcticans... ...inhabitants of the purest, loveliest, most unspoiled real estate in the