Girl says to comic book store guy: Hey how much for this water damaged edition of captain cosmic
CBG <sigh> A..that is not water damaged that is diet dr pepper damage and B ...(turns round and sees girl....Hey how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
Girl "Comb the pop tarts outta your beard and you're on
CBG "Don't try and change me baby" (turns his back