How many can you name that are *not* overweight?
Monty Burns (he must be the thinnest!) Groundskeeper Willy
err...
Any others?
Fat Simpsons Males
Nov 18, 2001, 2:41 AM ET52 posts by 32 posters
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Paul Hyett wrote:
Moe doesn't look too fat. Neither does Lenny or Carl. Or Smithers.
/ Kristian
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ned flanders is not fat, neither is principal skinner <armand>
-Jeff
"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
Jeffrey Garra wrote in message ...
Ned has a pot belly, though. So does sideshow Mel.
Drunk and full of pie, JLS wrote:
At times. Other times, he's the man with the chest.
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Kristian Ronge stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
What about the Superbowl episode then - all letting their bellies hang out before they saw the lady bus driver! :)
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Paul Hyett wrote:
I stand corrected. Though note that I said "doesn't LOOK too fat". ;-)
/ Kristian
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Lenny, Smithers.
Jacob Slavek wrote in message news:1dPJ7.1039$[email]...
Frink.
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I wouldn't say that Apu is overweight. Neither are Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure or Ned Flanders.
Apu could stand to lose a few.
What is overwheight?
In the superbowl episode we see that all of them have guts, as they let 'em go when they think there are no women around. Even Bart!
But, if you mean overwhieght as ALWAYS showing a bit of bulge,
Lenny, Carl, Smithers, the professor, Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Snake, Jimbo, Dolph, one of the police officers... Lou? Reverend Lovejoy...
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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On 18 Nov 2001 15:18:39 GMT, [email] (Luke Hoffmann) wrote:
where you weigh a lot more than the recommended weight for your height. in the simpsons, it would be where they have stomachs that stick out like they have a football under their top.
Bart's always fat. remember the halloween special where willy says "the fat kid and his family are in trouble!", or something. and that other episode where all the kids call him "fatty fatty fat fat".
i would guess that about half of the male, adult characters are overweight - which is about in line with real american adult males.
Lewis
That's by OUR standards. An average human has five fingers, while Simpsons characters have four.
Anyway, you'd have to have the characters weigh themselves to decided wethr they are overweight.
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Luke Hoffmann stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Who is the fattest then?
Comic-book guy? Chief Wiggum? They're definitely fatter than Homer.
Drunk and full of pie, Paul Hyett wrote:
Homer is the fattest thing Mr. Burns has ever seen; and he's been on safari.
"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...
One..... One..... ONE! Oh I'll just pay for the damned liposuction.
This is not exactly on topic, but have you ever SEEN a liposuction procedure? It's NASTY!
Discovery Health is NOT for persons with a week stomach.
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...
<GASP!!> If anyone's looking for me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
Drunk and full of pie, Dr Music wrote:
Don't listen to him, Homer! He's just a mean little S.O.B.!
In article , [email] (The Rack) writes:
S... O... B.
If you ask me, this kind of language has no place on ats!
He gets my vote.
This should provide adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon (100 tacos for $100).
EDF wrote in message news:2lWJ7.105694$[email]...
tacos for
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous combination.
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Per Esben Svelstad stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
How much of his weight is the lead that's been shot into him though? :)
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Per Esben Svelstad wrote:
I sure as hell would! :-)
/ Kristian
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 14:14:39 GMT, "Per Esben Svelstad" wrote:
Stupid sexy Flanders!
SKIN-NERRR!!!
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Would reply with shouting but I can't be arsed not assed
Bazilla
What's the matter you, hey! Gotta no respect, hey! Whattya think ya do? hey! Why you look-a so sad, hey! Itsa not so bad It'sa nice-a place Ahhh Shadduppa ya face!
Paul Hyett wrote:
Lots:
Apu Moe Smithers Skinner Krusty (maybe) Sideshow Bob/Cecil Lenny and Karl Lou and Eddie Bill and Marty Ned Flanders Grandpa Reverend Lovejoy
The overweight characters, on the other hand:
Homer Chief Wiggum Fat Tony Barney
and who else?
Brian
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Brian Beck stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Many of these shown otherwise in 10-12 Sunday, Cruddy Sunday.
Paul Hyett wrote:
But that's temporary--in the same way that Homer's gut seems to expand on holidays.
Brian
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Brian Beck stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
But people often sit around watching more TV on holidays...
Oh wait, that doesn't really make any difference to Homer! :)
"Brian Beck" wrote in message news:[email]...
CBSG Patty & Selma Dr. Marvin Monroe Mrs. Wiggum
Scott Campbell wrote in message news:9t97e9$sl7$[email]...
How about one-armed Herman Prof. Frink Miss Hoover
Edna Krabbople seemed kind of pudgy Uter the german foreign exchange student Jasper, Grampa's friend Krusty is definitly Fat
Stupid Sexy Flanders!! Skinner, Lenny, Smithers
Reineer Wolfcastle (sp)
In article , "Langdon Alger" writes:
Except in "Days of Whine and Doh'ses".
Well I racked my brain and came up with these. I included ONe Shot characters as well, simply because as I remembered them I typed them down, so forgive me... There are some repeats here, but this is all I can think of off of the top of my head, without intentionally looking at the other posts...
_THIN_ (classified as NOT overweight) Lenny Carl Moe That guy with the green hat from the earlier seasons The teenager who's everywhere, "I'll have to ask my manager..." Frink Frank Grimes Willy Skinner Chalmers Lisa's teacher (name escaping me) Homer's other woman, Mindy(?) (The one who he *almost* cheated on marge with) Snake McBane (Reineer Wolfcastle, sp?) Dr. Nick Mr. Burns Smithers The babysitter bandit (from first or second season) Two of the three nerds were thin when Homer went back to college The Dean too Flanders (He Hula'ed(sp?) out of his pants...damn) The guy Milhouse's mom started dating after she got divorced Eddie and Lou (Police officers - not quite overweight) Lionel Hutz Troy McClure Judge Judy (Parent Rap ep) A lot of the mob goons are thin Mulder and Scully (guest stars) Leonard Nemoy
TONS more I'm sure...
Hope this helps tho!
SUBJECT: FAT SIMPSONS MALES
thanks
I was going on the subpost of people who are *not* overweight. Sorry if that pissed you off for some reason.
Andy(atuc.com), doesn't need this
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 07:41:50 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
Funny that this thread occured two months ago, after having seen last week's ep...
TTYL
On Sun, 27 Jan 2002, AcK! stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Not really, since if you mean 'last weeks new US episode', I won't have seen it yet.
skinner
AcK! wrote in message ...
week's
wrote:
Let's see...
Burns Smithers Skinner Willy Otto Flanders Lenny Carl Moe Sideshow Mel
If you want to count the local celebs, add Duffman, Tatum, and the actor who plays McBain. I really miss Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz. (Actually, I just miss Phil Hartman.)
I'm not sure about Rev. Lovejoy or Dr. Nick. I'll have to look closer next time.
That's all I can think of right now.
Moe, The two other drunks always at Moe's
Sideshow Bob Santa's Little Helper Jimbo Akira Crazy Old Man (Old Grey Mare...) Lou Professor Frink Pepsi... er... Pepi Zit-Faced Kid Molloy Cletus Cecil Grimey
Skinner IS overweight, and someday YOUR metablism will change, too, young man.
Willie. In fact, the times he's been shown shirtless, he's quite ripped
me
In article , "me" wrote:
"Hey, Wolfie! Put down the hors d'oerve, 'cause here's the main course!"
" I'll KILL that Mr. Burns! And WOUND that Mr. Smithers!"
On Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:47:21 -0500, Daniel Dreibelbis wrote:
In fact I dated a girl who was attracted to Willie. I poked fun at her for it, although she said no sex after mopping would be a basic ground rule.
Oooh, I love that Scottish Accent! Wish my man had muscles like Willie! LOL :-)