THE SIMPSONS New Season Details Revealed

THE SIMPSONS New Season Details Revealed CINESCAPE has the scoop on the 13th season

Dateline: Tuesday, August 14, 2001

By: SCOTT COLLURA By: Contributing Editor

SIMPSONS executive producer Al Jean sat down to talk with CINESCAPE recently, and during that chat he offered several juicy tidbits as to what we can expect when the show kicks off its 13th season in November.

�[In one episode] Jane Kaczmarek of MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE plays a judge who punishes Bart by shackling him to Homer,� revealed Jean. �[In another] Homer gets his jaw wired shut and it makes him into a really decent, wonderful human being. There's a show where Homer gets addicted to medicinal marijuana, [and one where] Bart creates an Internet cartoon based on Homer [who becomes] a laughing stock all over the world. And we have a show where Marge finds out that the sugar producers are trying to illegally pump sugar into all the Springfield food and it's like ERIN BROCKOVICH.�

�In our Halloween show the Simpsons get a computer to run all of their home appliances, which develops a crush on Marge and wants to kill Homer,� he added. �[It�s] a little bit of 2001. In the same episode there's a HARRY POTTER satire timed to the movie.�

Jean also mentioned that this season will continue to see the celebrity guest casting that has become a staple of THE SIMPSONS. Look for appearances by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Richard Gere, Pierce Brosnan, Dennis Weaver, and Jon Lovitz this year.

In , on Thursday 16 August 2001 19:39, ScottSPM at [email] took its finger out of its ass and typed:

for future reference, the "dateline" in articles is not the date, it's the place.

hth, hand.

That I know... However that's just the way it was in the original Cinescape.com article.

In , on Thursday 16 August 2001 19:55, ScottSPM at [email] took its finger out of its ass and typed:

ugh, that's sad

Here's all you need to know:

Homer gets dumber
The jokes get dumber
The target audience becomes fans of "Dude, Where's My Car?"
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And then?

That�s the present and not the future :-(.

Chris

ScottSPM wrote:

yummy!

"dave h." wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, she's kinda cute. Wonder if they'll cartoon her chin... or her hook nose.

The Rack wrote:

They should have Krusty become obsessed with her, after all, she is a shicksa (sp?) Sincerely, Little Girl

=v= I'm not sure what you mean. According to my copy of _The_Big_Book_of_Chosen_People_ (which I checked out of the Springfield Public Library), a shiksa is either a woman who's not Jewish or a Jewish woman who's acting goyish.

=v= Considering that a Krusty sandwich is entirely unkosher
(and on white bread, even!), I imagine that Krusty is probably
indifferent to all this.  On the other hand, he's
also mighty indifferent to Miss Pennycandy, and             (****)
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"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...

"shicksa - S-H-I- i think there's a T in there some where..."

I always thought it was something like "shicktsa"

I've always seen it spelled "shiksa."

=v= You don't need _The_Big_Book_Of_Chosen_People_ for this one.
You'll find it in a goyish _Webster's_:  it's "shiksa."  .-.
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The Rack wrote:

i figure she's gonna be voice only. hard to imagine how they'd work her into an episode as "julia louis-dreyfus."

"dave h." wrote...

Stranger things have happened. It would be a pity if they made her play herself, but she does have a sitcom coming this season...

Cheers,

Let's hope its better than the Michael Richards show. <Sideshow Bob groaning
after getting hit by rake>
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Wow...BFD...

What about Jeremy Piven?

"Jeff" wrote in message news:[email]...

Now there's an 80's catch-phrase you never hear anymore.

So, what's the BFD?

A washed-up actress, an actor on the downslide, a sub-par James Bond, a guy who hasn't done anything worth noting in 30 years, and...Jon Lovitz...hmmm...

"The Rack" wrote in message news:eRxf7.6405$[email]...

That's BTO! their big hit was TCB! that's how we talked back then we didn't have a moment to spare.

When does Simpsons Next Generation get on the air?

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=v= Sigh.  This is just Hollywood gossip, nothing about
the substance of the season, whatever that might be.    .-.  .-.
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