Jasper

Dec 4, 2001, 12:30 AM ET24 posts by 16 posters
24 posts
therevenge

Most underdeveloped character. (at least one of them)

Doesn't have an episode devoted to him. He is a very annoying character (to the viewer), maybe that's why the writers don't use him too much. Too bad, he's usually got somethnig funny to say.

"Is this seat taken little girl?" (as he is already sitting, nonetheless)

Bazillatherevenge

I think the crazy old man is funnier though. His voice is just one of the best.

Bazilla

First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
Das MonkeyBazilla

"Bazilla" wrote in message news:[email]...

best.

yooou bastard.

Mike McInnisDas Monkey

Lisa: B17... B...1....7 Jasper: You sunk my battleship Crowd laughs

Lisa: G53... G...5....3 Jasper: You sunk my battleship Crowd laughs

Lisa: I25... I...2....5 Jasper: You sunk my battleship Crowd laughs

"Das Monkey" wrote in message news:cX_O7.412707$[email]...

the

Ted S.Mike McInnis

Somebody claiming to be "Mike McInnis" wrote in news:[email]:

I kind of like Jasper's scene in "The PTA Disbands" better.

And of course, my favorite of the old farts is Hans Moleman. I especially like his scene in "22 Short Films About Springfield":

"You took four minutes of my life, and I want them *back*!"

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail In future, I'd like my bribes in a nondescript briefcase instead of this sack with a dollar sign on it. --Mayor Quimby
AmirTed S.

Oohh, I would have wasted them anyway. HM

I kind of like Jasper's scene in "The PTA Disbands" better.

Alex CooperTed S.

But Hans is only 28 years old (or is it 38?)

Ted S. wrote in message news:[email]... > Somebody claiming to be "Mike McInnis" wrote in > news:[email]:
Mike McInnisTed S.

what was the scene in "the PTA disbands"? "Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

SurlyMike McInnis

Asking what scene it was... you better believe that's a paddlin'

Surly "All right men, this is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ensign Ricky."
Langdon AlgerMike McInnis

and don't forget when he gets his beard caught in a pencil sharpener.

why should jasper have his own episode? is that really necessary?

Mike McInnis wrote in message news:[email]...

in

especially

Celery366Ted S.

On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 14:35:59 -0000, "Ted S." wrote:

You shot who in the what now?

Celery366 http://www.servermeister.net/
Darth AradaBazilla

<I think the crazy old man is funnier though. His voice is just one of the best.>

Heh heh! He's Jewish!

~Paul Melnyk, too Laozi to come up with a witty nickname. "An autocrat is a facist that's loved, a dictator is a fascist that's hated."

BazillaDarth Arada
!!!!!!?????????

Bazilla

First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
The RackBazilla

Drunk and full of pie, Bazilla wrote:

Yup. Got da New York, Jewish accent perfect, dere.

Chadderack Look, dear... a couple of your native Antarcticans... ...inhabitants of the purest, loveliest, most unspoiled real estate in the
EDFBazilla

best.

Ah you're a kind old gent to say that.

The RackEDF

Drunk and full of pie, EDF wrote:

Damn! :) See what happens when someone doesn't read the whole thread?

:P

(Sorry, EDF)

Chadderack Milo: Senator Jebsen! Hello! How'd you like the story? Jebsen: I DIDN'T.
EDFThe Rack

Give me a break. I was drunk and full of pie!

EDF

The RackEDF

Drunk and full of pie, EDF wrote:

I was talking about yours truly (for using your quote, before reading the whole thread)

Why don't we all just hold off the cheesecake and liquor for a while? ;)

Chadderack June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen, again. Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
The RackBazilla

Drunk and full of pie, Bazilla wrote:

Ah, you're a sweet young gent to say dat.

Chadderack You're not cut from vice-presidential timber! You're a goof! Know your limitations! Take an honest look at yourself! That's right. Look
Paul Hyettrobert w hall

On Tue, 4 Dec 2001, robert w hall stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

That about in 'D'ohing in the Wind' when he & Abe did their Beavis & Buthead impression?

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/
EDFtherevenge

Coping with senility? No, microwave cookery. Oh wait....coping with senility.

Mike RobinsonEDF
Jasper's got a fair bit of an episode dedicated to him.. A fair bit in that
it's longer than his usual one liners, quick scenes, etc..    When he's
Frostillicus!   Although he doesn't have much dialogue there, he's got a
more lengthy "part" than usual.
Celery366Mike Robinson

On Thu, 6 Dec 2001 01:53:56 -0500, "Mike Robinson" wrote:

Really? I heard the cold does just the opposite...

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