Troy Mclure Speaking About DNA

Can anyone direct me toward either an audio file of this or a transcript of what he says? Thanks alot!!

Tim

Here you go, with a few indications of what's happening:

(title) Someone's in the kitchen with DNA! Troy: Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children, or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? It's no coincidence, it's because of D...N...A! (inside a lab, takes off his safety suit head) Hi, I'm Troy McClure! (alarm sounds, people rush outside) You may remember me from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong with That Man's Face?" Billy: But Mr. McClure, what is DNA? Troy: What the...? Oh, hi, Billy! Let's find out together. DNA is God's recipe for making you! (puts on "God" chef hat) You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom ,then we bake for nine months, and...(tastes) mmm, that's good Billy! Billy: Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for? (Troy looks at the camera stupidly, and "THE END" flashes onto the screen)

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