Why are Rod and Tod geeks?

May 14, 2002, 9:27 PM ET18 posts by 11 posters
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joseph.awuku

I think it can be attributed to their upbringing.

They must be the only kids in Springfield to tremble with fear when they view Itchy & Scratchy.

YamaBrett Buck

LADYBUG! AIEEEEEEEEE

Brett Buck wrote:

"joseph.awuku" wrote in message news:XViE8.3134$[email]...

They are geeks because their father was a geek and his father before him! Going back up all the way to Jesus's fertile, fertile loins!

On Wed, 15 May 2002 06:48:09 GMT, "Sir Arther Borttendimble" wrote:

The Flandereses are not geeks! - OK, Rod and Todd are, and the wife has a thing for me, but she hides it behind a mask of low-key hostility - but we've gotta give this thing a chance!

Ned's father wasn't a geek, he was a freaky beatnick.

Ned is a geek because of Dr. Foster decided to put Ned on the "University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol".

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Brett BuckJason Saslow

We've tried absolutely nothing, and we're out of ideas!

Annajoseph.awuku

Joseph Awuku writes:

"They're going to be eaten alive in middle school."

Heh heh, it's funny 'cause it's true!

Even in the suburbs those two wouldn't last a week in public school. I'm still trying to figure out why they don't come home every day with their tidy whities pulled up around their eyebrows. Maybe it has something to do with series continuity.

Anyway, I give them geek points for the following: Matching names - 1 point (2 if Tod is really spelled with just one D) Parents active in the community - 1 point Utter innocence - 1 point Jesus freakiness - 2 points

However, they're missing some of the classic geek traits, such as: Glasses Brains Predilection for cartoons, comic books, and science fiction

So maybe what they really are is dorks.

Jason SaslowAnna

They're both with one "D" because it's very close to the same spelling of and also rhymes with "God". Maude also rhymes with "God" (depending on how you pronounce). But this was all entirely intentional on the writers' part...

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AnnaJason Saslow

Jason Saslow writes:

Are you saying the writers didn't intend any of that? I think they did. It's so characteristic of the Flandersizzes to pick such amazingly dorky names for their kids! The misspelling of "Todd" is just the skin on the nonfat icemilk.

Meanwhile, whatever happened to Ned's sister in Capitol City? You never see her around.

Jason SaslowAnna

Uh, wha!!... Did you even read what I posted?

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AnnaJason Saslow

Jason Saslow chastizes:

Well...yeah.... I couldn't tell if that last line was sarcastic or not. Damn text!

Jason SaslowAnna

Anna wrote:

Clearly your sarcasm detector needs calibration :o)

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Tim HallAnna

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What would have happened if you combined Rod and Tod with Ralph?

Mike CTim Hall

On Wed, 15 May 2002 09:40:25 -0500, Tim Hall wrote:

Well, if you disregard the fact that most of the things Rod and Tod say are God related, they say some pretty dumb stuff. I'd say that they're pretty close to Ralph in intellect. Ralph's just got an inborn stupidity, while R+T learned it.

"Homer, you're so learn-ed." "No, Pepe, it's learned."

Superdudejoseph.awuku

Didn't Flanders take Rod and Todd to the Itchy and Scratchy movie premiere?

joseph.awuku wrote:

Tim HallSuperdude

Superdude wrote in message news:...

Yes,it was the episode where Homer REALLY decided to punsih Bart by banning him from seeing that movie.

Cult of Ralph Wiggumjoseph.awuku

"joseph.awuku" wrote in message news:XViE8.3134$[email]...

But their mom was still pretty hot.

Yay!