Laci Peterson is still alive!

Jan 26, 2004, 11:38 AM ET14 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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somedude wrote in message news:...

Laci Peterson was never on the Simpsons! How could she be dead? OH NO, THE CURSE, THE CURSE! First, it only affected people who were on the Simpsons (George Plimpton). Then it affected people who were portrayed in skits on Saturday Night Live by people who appeared on the Simpsons (Bob Keeshan was protrayed by Jim Belushi in a skit on Saturday Night Live). Then it affected people who died before the Simpsons even existed (John Lemmon, er Lennon)! Now it affects people who haven't even been on the Simpsons (Laci Peterson)! It is affecting everyone in the world, no matter what! OH MY G-D!

BTW, does Laci Peterson have a hospital named after her?

Space Mvsevm

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You're making the curse to complicated. It kills everyone who was on the Simpsons and everyone who was never on the Simpsons.

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"Duff Man" wrote in message news:[email]...

MONEY!

HOPEFULLY YOU'RE NEXT TO GO!

GOOD RIDDANCE WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS!

edonlineNitesbanealt.tv.simpsons

"Nitesbane" wrote in message news:tcTRb.123$[email]...

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How is that a lisp when there are no sibilant esses?

Warren Bloomedonlinealt.tv.simpsons

edonline wrote:

Last I checked, the "c" in "nice" is pronounced like a sibilant "s".

--  wb

"Duff Man" wrote in message news:...

In order for you to be in character, Duff Man, if that is your real name, you should have responded: "DUFF MAN thinks you're making the curse too complicated. Duff Man HAS OBSERVED that your version of the curse kills everyone who was on the Simpsons AND everyone who was NEVER on the Simpsons."

Of course. That is part of the joke. This curse thing was out of control before I got a hold of it. And now that I got a hold of it, it is really out of control.

Space Mvsevm