Ned Flanders Show

Jan 9, 2002, 10:04 AM ET11 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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MiKe palt.tv.simpsons

Can anyone remember all the words to the song of that little 5 minute stint that was run at the end of a simpsons episode that starred ned flanders? It went something like this......(another verse before this one then),geese love ganders...everyone else loves Ned Flanders...(then Homer pops up in the corner of the screen and says..NOT ME!!!...then the song starts again and adds)..those who count love ned flanders....i think the title was "love thy God" then ned walks into his boys room while they are praying and says....come on boys time to go to church...and they say, we aren't going to church.....ned is astonished and says "why not?" then they both say in unison...BECAUSE IT'S Saturday!!!!...and everyone has a good laygh. anyone remember that.? Also, what does Ned do for a living? I never even thought about it before until recently.

Mike

Legion1979MiKe palt.tv.simpsons

Hens love roosters Geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders Not me! Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders

Ned works at the Leftorium at the Springfield Mall, a store which he also owns. See "When Flanders Failed", "Hurricane Neddy" and "In Marge We Trust".

Ted S.Legion1979alt.tv.simpsons

Somebody claiming to be [email] (Legion1979) wrote in news:[email]:

The Leftorium is also mentioned in "The Trouble with Trillions".

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
MiKe pTed S.alt.tv.simpsons

I do know about the leftorium. The leftorium wasn't opened until after a few seasons. what about before that? I also, thought the leftorium episode was just one of those fly by night spots that doesn't really add into the evolution of the show. but then again ned isn't that big of a character so maybe the producers/writers/et.al decided not that big of a deal to elaborate on his job. BUT if you think about it, Ned has/Had a lot of top dollar "toys" that i think a one business shop revenue couldn't afford....RV's,Various top dollar appliances that homer "borrows", the elaborate birthday parties thrown with actual ferris wheels ans such, the HUGE TV in the basement, the wet bar.. game room....and the list goes on and on.....:-) thanks for the reply.

Mike

Ted S.MiKe palt.tv.simpsons

Somebody claiming to be [email] (MiKe p) wrote in news:[email]:

Well, you're also forgetting about Flancrest, the company that sells religious hook rugs (?) over the Internet, which appeared in 5F11 "Das Bus".

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
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"MiKe p" wrote in message news:[email]...

You almost had the whole thing:

Hens love roosters Geese love ganders Everyone else Loves Ned Flanders

(I don't)

Everyone who counts Loves Ned Flanders

The subtitle was "Love that God".

I don't know what Ned's profession was at the very beginning of the series, but he now owns and operates "The Leftorium", which specializes in products for left-handed people.

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For it was written:

but he now owns and operates "The Leftorium", which >specializes in products for left-handed people.

------ At his Leftorium kick-off barbecue, didn't Ned say that he was "hanging up his tie" from being a pharmaceutical salesman for (x) amount of years? 73, Keith

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"hanging up his tie" from being a pharmaceutical salesman for (x) amount of years?"

"Independent" pharmaceutical salesman perhaps?? Maybe that would explain the extravagant items he owns...........hmmmmm?

"Legion1979" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, if no one else's gonna say it, I will....

(drumroll) "I sure hope SJB got fired for *that* blunder!!" (rimshot)

Sorry, the door *was* open, after all...