"When Buildings Collapse"

Feb 19, 2002, 1:10 AM ET37 posts by 20 posters
37 posts
Anonymous

I saw in the guide tonight that the Discovery Channel actually had a show called "When Buildings Collapse". The Discovery Channel must be hugely hard-up for ideas if they build an hour-long show around a Simpsons gag.

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Nathaniel Siegler↩ Anonymous

I couldn't believe it when I saw it. But it was true. The best part was when the building fell down.

Anonymous↩ Nathaniel Siegler

Well, man loves his buildings. But what happens when the buildings say NO MORE?

(I bet Discovery's WBC wasn't one-gazillionth as funny as The Simpsons'.)

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Dr Music↩ Anonymous

"Anonymous" wrote in message news:[email]...

Lisa: "Maybe somebody got hurt." Homer: "Hey, YEAH!" (laughs some more)

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Aaron Hirshberg↩ Anonymous

Anonymous wrote in message news:...

I saw part of the show. There was some Lord Autumnbottom scientist type on there who was the author of some book called "When Buildings Fall Down", or something like that.

Space Museum

SJB↩ Nathaniel Siegler

"Nathaniel Siegler" wrote in message news:B897432E.6D08%[email]...

I heard that they're considering adding reruns of "The Krusty the Clown Show" and "Springfield Squares" to their schedule.

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Zed↩ SJB

I hope they show "Bite Back" and "Rock Bottom"

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The Rack↩ Zed

Drunk and full of pie, Z wrote:

Shhh. The dog is barking.

Chadderack You're not cut from vice-presidential timber! You're a goof! Know your limitations! Take an honest look at yourself! That's right. Look
Dr Music↩ The Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

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be

That dog can sell anything.

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

P. Piggly Hogswine↩ Dr Music

and now a message from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints: arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf.........

Dr Music↩ Zed

"David Barnett" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh no they're NOT!!! (hoists bowling ball)

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Anonymous↩ SJB

Since it's the Discovery Channel, oughtn't they to be covering important scientific revelations like angel fossils and three-eyed fish?

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Greg Bair↩ Anonymous

Anonymous spewed forth in news:[email] on 19 Feb 2002:

What about "Don't Go There!"?

Greg Bair "If gold rusts, what will iron do?" - Chaucer http://gregbair.xitami.net
Zed↩ Greg Bair

or "Do Shut Up"

> -- > Greg Bair > "If gold rusts, what will iron do?" - Chaucer > http://gregbair.xitami.net
Jason Saslow↩ Zed

And "Shut Your Gob"

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Brett Buck↩ Jason Saslow

in article [email], Jason Saslow at [email] wrote on 2/20/02 6:31 AM:

What about "Talk to the Hand" (starring David Faustino)?

Brett

Ted S.↩ Zed

Somebody claiming to be Z wrote in news:[email]:

"Talk to the Hand" (starring David Faustino!)

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
Jeremy B↩ Greg Bair

In article , Greg Bair writes:

Oh, I'm sick of that. But I've heard good things about "Talk to the Hand." Tom Shales said the writing snaps, crackles, and pops! "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Jason Saslow↩ Anonymous

I'm sure the producers were brainstorming for ideas while watching the Simpsons on TV.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

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P. Piggly Hogswine↩ Anonymous

did you see that ad for "ultimate gluttons" or somethng on fox? thurs night i think. gonna watch it out of sick delight.. sounds like something homer could do (recall he ate 7 lbs. of fudge & a month's supply of low protein gruel). primetime has hit a new low.

now son, they do a lot of quality programming too.......

Richard M.↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

Only on Fox will they have a show celebrating one of the "Seven Deadly Sins!" Mayonaise....nope! Eggs....nope! The only way I'm watching is if someone eats lots and lots of PUSSY!

Anonymous↩ Richard M.

That would be the LUST show. Okay, there was a Greed, and now there's a Gluttony, knowing Fox they most likely will jump right to Lust. Which was the most stomach-turning killing in Se7en.

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Jason Saslow↩ Anonymous

I thought LUST and VANITY were both covered in Temptation Island...?

I wouldn't know for sure because I never actually watched it, but I'm guessing I'm not too far off...

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Ted S.↩ Jason Saslow

Somebody claiming to be Jason Saslow wrote in news:[email]:

I wonder how they'll do SLOTH. :-)

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
Anonymous↩ Ted S.

Well...maybe that was the worst killing in Se7en.

I've got the thing that's called Nader love. I've got a wave in the air...Nader love. -- A. Levine Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy. -- dog
Ted S.↩ Richard M.

Somebody claiming to be [email] (Richard M.) wrote in news:[email]:

I can just see Homer:

Mmmm.... Pistol Whip....

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
Internet King↩ Richard M.

"Richard M." wrote:

I guess you're not going to be on it. Thank you, good night. Enjoy the veal, tip your waitress! www.wavking.com
Nathaniel Siegler↩ Internet King

THIS WAS THE BEST PROGRAM OF ALL TIME the Olympics are for fags I call them the Faglympics.

GOD BLESS AMERICA and maybe canada.

Internet King↩ Nathaniel Siegler

Nathaniel Siegler wrote:

The brain eating finally was a little tough on the stomach. Brain! Brains! Use your brains to help us. Sincerely, Little Girl

Jeremy B↩ Nathaniel Siegler

In article , Nathaniel Siegler writes:

...no... "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Aaron Hirshberg↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

"P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote in message news:...

But when did they become a hard core, 24 hour per day pornography network?

Most of the stuff on the gluttons show is probably stuff that any teenager with a healthy metabolism could do with no problem.

Space Museum

Dr Music↩ Aaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

night

homer

protein

Which ties in with Sunday's King of the Hill:

Bobby: "Dad, someday, someone will make the biggest fruit pie in the world. And when they do, I'll take home a trophy for eating it."

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Paul Hyett↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

On Tue, 19 Feb 2002, P. Piggly Hogswine stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

He couldn't even finish a 16lb steak!

One of my favourite Homer food scenes though, is when he is mourning his pet lobster Pinchy, while eating him! :)

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/
P. Piggly Hogswine↩ Anonymous

also on discovery tomorrow "secrets of the u.s. mint." reminds me of "secrets of national security revealed" from THOH IX Hell Toupee (is that right? in that skit with ed mcmahon "world's deadliest executions" or something like that).

Yama↩ Anonymous

Anonymous wrote:

Did it have that music in it?