Sex in the Simpsons

(taken from "Might as well be King of the Hill"

Then you are mostly likely a 10 year old kiddie.

I agree with the originial poster. "My best friend lets me touch her boobs!" A(nother) Marge and Homer sex scene. Sex and the City parody. "He's probably doin' 'er right now."

This is out of line. You know, you may think I'm just ranting and raving and that I'm one of those CBG's who will never be happy with anything. But quite the contrary. Until the third week of the 13th season, the biggest flaw in the show was the out of control wackiness (Missionary Impossible, Saddlesore Galactica, The Computer Wore Menace Shoes) but I'd take that kind of episode ANY day over what I saw last night. Al Jean is crock. I said it. In fact, the only decent episode this season (besides scully's The Parent Rap) was Homer the Moe.

BTW, I still contend that The Parent Rap was a great episode, and maybe most of you will agree now that we have seen it for a second time.

I can tolerate weirdness, but I am NOT 10 years old and don't need a "boner" joke to laugh.

That is all. Santino

[email] (Santino C.) wrote in news:[email]:

I. too, am disgusted with it. It's what lousy writers and producers fall back on when they don't have a clue.

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I don't understand your problem. Are you an adult? Are you afraid of sex? Would you rather we went back to the sexual repression of the 1940s?

The simpsons is certainly no-longer intended to be a kids show, adults should be able to laugh an innocent innuendo. I may be wrong, but it IS how a lot of people converse. I know I do sometimes. IT'S A COMEDY!!!!!

I would bet 50p (approx 90cents) that you are also not a fan of the following:

    -    Rap
    -    French Cinema
    -    Fine Art of the 17th Century
    -    Left-wing liberals
    -    Maybe even imported beer

Or... is it that you just don't find innuendo funny. If this is the case, what's all the stuff about "this is out of line".

Geees, lighten up.

DV

ps, how can "out of control wackiness" be a bad thing. Let your kids run free, lick tramps, vote for a democrat, run up to people and hug them in the street. if we lived in a more tolerant society (as a world), then, as I'm sure you would want, people will be less like the simpsons.

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"For as the ancient proverb said, Let your children run wild and free..."

I still laugh at that joke...

Whatever to that. Sexual crimes and other garbage were down in those times. Grow up yourself.

I agree. There shouldn't be so much picking apart of each episode. Either laugh or don't. Thumbs up or thumbs down. It's a comedy.

Right. It's stupid now compared to before.

French or French Canadian. I'm only familiar with the FC version. How can I be against something I don't know?

And what about the important 16th Century?

Nobody likes them except, duh, left-wing liberals duh. Just like no one likes right wing conservatives except right wing conservatives and smart people.

All of Molson is good. Most of Labbatt's is good. Everyone loves Heineken. Corona (Mexico) is great. Everyone says German beer is the absolute best. They say some idiot in Mesopotamia (Iraq) put too much water in his bread mix and decided to drink it, and beer was invented. So Saddam's grandpa is really the subject of this post, yes?

Hello Supernintendo Chalmers.

You too.

Prostitutes or vagrants?

vote for a

Why? Clinton was a lousy president, he knows that himself.

run up to people and hug them in the street. if we lived in a more

OK

Sexual humor is only marginally funny when used in conversation with close friends and is commonly used on the brain numbing sitcoms of NBC. The Simpsons writers are more clever (or at least they used to be) and haven't needed to use that style of comedy to be funny. What's next, flatulence jokes? I hope not. Other than the unsettling sex jokes, I felt Sunday's episode was better than most of the other recent ones.

times.

REPORTED sexual crimes maybe, but there's evidence showing that the figures do not follow the facts.

When, you wanna go Old Skool? NWA baby.

can I

That appears to be a steriotypical americal answer. "What's a truck?"

Just didn't want to write impotant by accedent!

likes

All the people you fry sure don't seam to like right-wing conservatives.

Heineken.

mix

really

Yeah, but you don't like Boddingtons Bitter!

I meant vagrants.

Clinton was THE best guy you've ever had. He was open-minded and real. That counts (just 'o' makes for such a difference) for a lot.

DV

Drunk and full of pie, Daniel Vesma wrote:

Ah geez. It's gettin thick in here.

What figures? Figures please.

Don't forget Ice-T. He does movies too.

Not really, it's true stuff. "What's a telly?"

Me either.

Except right wing conservatives and smart people.

Wish I knew more about it, people making too much of a big deal of Guiness to make room for some real bitters.

Ok

Better than: Washington? Jefferson? Lincoln? Roosevelt I Roosevelt II (FDR, good, good Democrat) Eisenhower? Reagan? Bush I? (He won Desert Storm, was said to be absolutely unbeatable, political cartoons showed a donkey passing out applications for candidates for 1992. Wow, the Governor of Arkansas of all people eh? I would of chose any of the other Democrats that were running besides him if I had to) Bush II?

"Simpsons Fan" wrote in message news:[email]...

political

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Clinton had the uncanny ability to ride the wave of an economic boom from the advent of the dotcom, then jump off as it's crashing and pass it onto the new guy.

"Y2Bogus" spewed forth in news:[email] on 14 Feb 2002:

Ok, this is getting OT, but Clinton didn't "jump off". His two terms were up. Not that I thought he was a particularly good president.

On Thu, 14 Feb 2002, Greg Bair wrote:

He could've started a bogus war against ... ya know, one of them loser countries.

/ Kristian
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France?

On 15 Feb 2002, Simpsons Fan wrote:

Heh Heh.. Nobody *ever* says Italy.

/ Kristian
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I miss the dot coms.

[email] (Simpsons Fan) wrote in message news:...

So are you saying that if people had less sex then they'd be less crime?

Sounds to me like you're just trying to make excusing why you can't get laid.

Of course the reason should be staring you in the face when ever you look into the mirror.

*He* won Desert Storm?????

So I guess Powell and the rest of the military had NOTHING to do with.

And of course only American troops fought there, there's wasn't a Brit or an Australian (or any other country) in sight.

Of course despite the BILLIONS spent he still couldn't get rid of Saddum could he?

No. Why? Because he wasn't good or smart enough.

Bush I might be a hero in Texes but to the rest of the world he's nothing more than Saddam's little bitch.

To be honest Saddam had a lot to thank Bush for since he supplied them with weapons in the USA's failed attempt to destroy Iran. (The British solders in desert storm used to have a joke. How can you spot Iraq fighters? They're the ones riding in American tanks.)

Just like Bin Laden's got a lot to thank Bush for since he supplied his country with weapons in the USA's failed attempt to destroy the Russia.

The parents of your dead solders must have be so proud to have a man like that lead their country.

Dumbest president of all time.

Nothing more than a coke addict who doesn't know the names of the leaders of India or Pakistan.

He should just shut up and let Blair (the TRUE leader of the free world) get back to winning the war for you people.

Alan W.

[email] (Alan Woodley) spewed forth in news:[email] on 20 Feb 2002:

hmm. lots of hate you've got there.

No. Because the goal there wasn't to take over a country, the goal was to get him out of Kuwait. War isn't always about taking the other guy out. Read up on your military history first.

George Bush is not a hero. He's just a regular guy who happened to be president during a war.

Bush had nothing to do with giving arms to either Saddam or Bin Laden. That was Ronald Reagan. Get your facts straight before you start trashing other people..

Most of them are.

No. That would be Jimmy Carter.

Frankly I don't really care if he had a drug problem in the past. If he did, so what. Bill Clinton was a pot head at one time.

Right, You want Tony Blair, the pansy, to fight a war? No thanks. I'd rather have a guy from Texas than someone who spends his day eating tea and crumpets fighting my war.

Not that I don't think Tony Blair is a competent leader, I don't know. I don't live in the UK. But, I know I like my president, while Mr. Blair seems like a wuss to me.

Sounds to me like you're an idiot, seriously, what kind of name is "Woodley". Nice whining above!

Yes Woody Alan.

The American Newsgroups Posters used to have a joke. How can you prevent from becoming stupid? Stay away from Alan Woodley. LOL.

The Russia was never destroyed, and Saudi Arabia will never do it. You do know Bin Laden is from Saudi Arabia right? Moron, this is a Simpsons newsgroup, not destroy The Russia and Iran newsgroup.

I love Blair but I don't love you. Go away idiot and curse yourself 10 times for such a weak post. You should just shut up and let the TRUE posters of this newsgroup talk about The Simpsons.

Simpsons F.