Simpsons Quotes For Everyday Use

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"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!" is a lot funnier IMO (it still makes me laugh) than "Best/worst ____ ever".

Armillaria caligata wrote:

"Oh, I've wasted my life" is a long-time favorite. And God help me, I've actually said "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

[email] wrote:

I'm fond of using "Crisitunity!"

Let's see, what else do I use...

"Well, it beats doing stuff."

"The rat symbolizes obviousness."

"No truth handler you! I deride your truth handling ability!"

"...which, if true, means death for us all."

"Stupid gravity!" (I must admit, I often alter this to the more general "Stupid laws of physics!" But I don't think they ever actually said that on the show.)

"It's apt, I tell you. APT!"

"Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns." (Usually have to alter this to fit one person.)

P.S. Forgive the lateness of my reply.

"Brett A. Pasternack" wrote:

"...and the elephant who couldn't stop laughing was put to death."

I like this one, too.

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

-- R Flowers

"In a truth-telling contest, right Bart?" "The southern hemisphere is made up of everything below the equa--this line." "Oh, Shazbat." (I know this is a reference but it's funniest coming out of Kang.) "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."

In article <3a6c0abe-71b5-4e14-9d32- [email]>, [email] said...

"Save me Jebus"

I have said "Who did what to the who now?" many times. I thought it was "help me Jebus".

Mr. Mvsevm

In article <4e789d2f-218d-44ea-826d-1200f88a5255 @q11g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>, [email] said...

When the plane takes off, he says "save me Jebus".

Armillaria caligata wrote:

I forgot my all time favorite:

"Lisa! Just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't understand!" --Homer Simpson