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SuperdudeMay 14, 2002, 10:42 PM ET

What if the Osbournes moved next door to the Simpsons? What would the episode be called? What would happen?

Jesse Leon McCannMay 15, 2002, 3:50 AM ET↩ Superdude

Well, for one thing, Homer would sing annoying folk songs, so they would throw food at him.

It could be called "De-Homernizer"

With kindest regards, Jesse Leon McCann, Freelance Scribe

Honest AbeMay 15, 2002, 6:53 AM ET↩ Superdude

In on Tuesday 14 May 2002 10:42 pm, Superdude ([email]) pulled this out of its ever growing ass:

it would be called "jump the shark" and your ass would catch on fire.

fuckhead.

WizzieMay 16, 2002, 8:09 PM ET↩ Honest Abe

you are one fucked up cookie aint ya? ''Abe''? Is this all you do all day is fuck with people? what do you do for a living anyway? ....or are you collecting disabillity for your mental condition. love as always, Wizzie

Honest AbeMay 16, 2002, 8:28 PM ET↩ Wizzie

In on Thursday 16 May 2002 08:09 pm, Wizzie ([email]) pulled this out of its ever growing ass:

my job is to rent out space in empty skulls like yours. it's a fucking seller's market, you dancing bitch.

SuperdudeMay 18, 2002, 4:11 AM ET↩ Honest Abe

Momma must of fed you urine instead of breast milk.

Honest Abe wrote:

Honest AbeMay 18, 2002, 8:50 AM ET↩ Superdude

In on Saturday 18 May 2002 04:11 am, Superdude ([email]) pulled this out of its ever growing ass:

no, i definitely recall your mother letting me suck all over her titties.

Chris®May 15, 2002, 10:40 AM ET↩ Superdude

"Marge, the bloody prince of darkness has moved in next door".

I could imagine Ned & Ozzy becoming fast friends, driving Homer "batty".

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SuperdudeMay 17, 2002, 2:19 PM ET↩ Chris®

"Say Ozzy, that quite a cross on your diddly, do, doorstop."

Chrisï¿½ wrote:

Daniel DreibelbisMay 15, 2002, 8:03 PM ET↩ Superdude

In article , Superdude wrote:

Ozzy and Homer swap stories about the grossest things they ever ate.

Jack turns out to be the new cool anti-authority dude in school, causing Bart to plan Jack's imminent downfall.

at a dinner with the two families, the Osbournes' penchant for swearing is interrupted by Marge, who screams out "BLEEP!" every time a colourful metaphor is being muttered.

Sharon is hired by Mr. Burns to be his new PR manager. Ozzy doesn't like this, saying "that dried out old geezer even creeps ME out!"

Much of the town is in an uproar over the family being in town. Otto, though, is in heaven, and camps out on Ozzy's front lawn in hopes of auditioning for his band. This could lead to a very funny confrontation scene with Zakk Wylde, Ozzy's guitarist.

It'd probably end with an angry mob led by Rev. Lovejoy.....

TJMay 15, 2002, 8:53 PM ET↩ Daniel Dreibelbis

"ozzy and hairyet" put a hair related thing in the plot and it would be a good title

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Ted S.May 15, 2002, 11:12 PM ET↩ Daniel Dreibelbis

Somebody claiming to be Daniel Dreibelbis wrote in news:[email]:

Of course, Marge has used expletives herself: in the "Starship Poopers" story of THOH9.

SuperdudeMay 16, 2002, 2:22 AM ET↩ Daniel Dreibelbis

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

That is awesome and inspires me to add, perhaps that daughter of Ozzy will dye Lisa's hair.

Daniel Dreibelbis wrote:

GadiantonMay 16, 2002, 2:39 AM ET↩ Superdude

Actually I'd say "The Osbournes" has jumped the shark. Can't quite pin down the exact moment though.

Have you also noticed how none of the Osbournes has seemed to age?