When I started this clown thing...

Oct 20, 2001, 10:25 AM ET9 posts by 8 posters
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mirilidium

...I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.

- mirilidium, waking up with this quote on his mind and feeling the need to share it with all

meganmirilidium

I keep saying "I moved here from canada, and they think I'm slow, eh" But I think it's just 'cause my Fiance is canadian and I like to say it to him constantly.

-megan

Gene Poole, cubed.mirilidium

can't sleep. clown will eat me.

Gene Poole � Just give this a Paul. It may be the Paul of your life
Lewismirilidium

On Sat, 20 Oct 2001 10:25:36 -0400, mirilidium wrote:

Aww, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business!

Lewis

Kristian Rongemirilidium

On Sat, 20 Oct 2001, mirilidium wrote:

SNPP said it best: Clowning breeds cynicism.

/ Kristian

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EDFmirilidium

"Clown college? You can't eat that."

Dr. EvilEDF

"EDF" wrote in message news:7j4B7.445856$[email]...

"Homer, the section you're meant to be monitoring is on fire!" "Hehehe, clowns are funny"

There was a moral to this story, but it has since escaped the authors mind. Dr. Evil
Kristian RongeDr. Evil

On Tue, 23 Oct 2001, Dr. Evil wrote:

Que Circus music.

/ Kristian

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Aaron Hirshbergmirilidium

mirilidium wrote in message news:...

Life imitates art. At my niece's 4th birthday party, I wore a Barney suit. And I got away with it. She didn't figure it out until much later. She had several of her friends from her pre-school class at the party. And some of the moms, too.

Anyway, during the party, some little kid grabbed my groin. Really hard. I couldn't even see him, because the Barney costume had two little eye holes that had limited vision. Then I heard someone say: "Now Joey, I said no grabbing private parts. And that includes Barney's private parts." Then I heard my brother's voice: "Aaron, are you OK?" I was, and the party continued.

Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg