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±Jul 7, 2003, 5:11 AM ET

I'm Matt Groening.

Chris FewerJul 7, 2003, 3:08 PM ET↩ ±

"ï¿½" wrote in message news:[email]...

Me too.

±Jul 7, 2003, 3:29 PM ET↩ Chris Fewer

Impostor.

I'm glad that people are still watching the Simpsons, even though I've as much input to the show as I do US foreign policy.

Please keep viewing. I enjoy cashing my fat royalty checks and frivolously wasting them on my bevy of beautiful young girlfriends. I bet you wish you were me.

Cha-Ching!

Michael J. AstrauskasJul 7, 2003, 3:13 PM ET↩ ±

ï¿½ wrote:

I'm Joe Namath.

±Jul 7, 2003, 7:52 PM ET↩ Michael J. Astrauskas

I'm a big fan, Joe.

I'll never forget the Super Bowl against the Colts - great game, Broadway.

Duff ManJul 7, 2003, 4:11 PM ET↩ ±

"ï¿½" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey Matt, how come you can't afford a real webpage? Just a geocities one?

±Jul 7, 2003, 4:48 PM ET↩ Duff Man

It's part of my deep cover.

Here's my site:

http://www.mattgroening.com

The LurkerJul 7, 2003, 8:16 PM ET↩ ±

I'm Matt Groening and so's my wife!

±Jul 7, 2003, 8:32 PM ET↩ The Lurker

Really, stop kidding!

To prove I'm really Matt, go ahead and ask me some questions.

James HammerJul 7, 2003, 8:38 PM ET↩ ±

"ï¿½" wrote in message news:[email]...

OK, first question. Are you Matt Groening? Second question. Really? Third Question. Really, for sure?

Signed, the real Matt Groening (clone #12)

Park LuckJul 7, 2003, 9:36 PM ET↩ ±

Why does the Simpsons suck now?

evan

±Jul 8, 2003, 12:04 AM ET↩ Park Luck

Who knows? I just cash the checks.

Next question.

Former Executive Producer Mike ScullyJul 8, 2003, 2:29 AM ET↩ ±

"ï¿½" wrote in message news:[email]...

If you're really Matt Groening, who were your last four dates for the Grammys?

±Jul 8, 2003, 3:35 AM ET↩ Former Executive Producer Mike Scully

Would you'd like their phone numbers and addresses as well - maybe some signed 8x10's?

I'm on to you and your tricks for years now, Scully, go find your own babes. I'm a retired cartoonist, not a pimp.

Alan HamiltonJul 8, 2003, 11:11 PM ET↩ ±

On Tue, 08 Jul 2003 00:35:08 -0700, ï¿½ wrote:

Retired? Who does "Life in Hell"? Jim Davis?

±Jul 9, 2003, 2:39 AM ET↩ Alan Hamilton

I've had quite a few character blocks made that the Bongo people ink and have someone else do the lettering.

I then phone in the dialogue from my Hawaiian home from the beach via my cell. I'm usually stinking drunk when I call.

If you don't believe it, call the Bongo office and ask.

The Digital DragonJul 19, 2003, 12:46 PM ET↩ ±

=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= [email] wrote:

How's Sinfest comming along?

±Jul 21, 2003, 5:12 AM ET↩ The Digital Dragon

Cancelled - next!

The Digital DragonJul 21, 2003, 8:52 PM ET↩ ±

=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= [email] wrote:

Sinfest is an online comic completely unrelated to Matt Groening, how many fingers am I holding up?

±Jul 21, 2003, 9:08 PM ET↩ The Digital Dragon

I'm sober as a judge - twelve!

I'm Matt Groening, I have more money than the Queen of England, I don't have to be right.

Next!

Chris FewerJul 7, 2003, 9:16 PM ET↩ The Lurker

"The Lurker" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, actually, I was just kidding... having you on... he's really Matt Groening. No, really, I'm not Matt Groening.

Dr MusicJul 19, 2003, 7:23 PM ET↩ ±

"ï¿½" wrote in message news:[email]...

Now who's the Dean?

Yours truly, Some bozo

Metlhd3138Jul 20, 2003, 12:54 AM ET↩ Dr Music

Dean Vernon "ROBOT HOUSE!"

Alan HamiltonJul 20, 2003, 8:10 PM ET↩ Metlhd3138

On 20 Jul 2003 04:54:18 GMT, [email] (Metlhd3138) wrote:

No, it's crusty, bitter old Dean Bobby Peterson.

±Jul 21, 2003, 5:13 AM ET↩ Metlhd3138

You're all on double sooper sekrit probation, mister!

±Jul 21, 2003, 5:12 AM ET↩ Dr Music

Hush now, stupidhead.

It's True