Best Homer Line Ever

Sorry for another one of these overdone posts...but I just had to share this one...

"Take that Lisa's beliefs!"

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I have always like "D'oh!" and "mmmm" the best. Okay, truthfully, this has been one of my favorites lately:

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses? Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him. Homer: Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

-Aaron TheYAM.net

"What's troubling you my lad?"

"Say something my boy"

"What can I do for you my son?"

Or words to that effect.

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"Daddy, ask the man for some candy." "No candy for you." "Well at least ask for some candy for yourself father."

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"No beer and no tv make Homer go something, something ... "

• Eivind.

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On Thu, 7 Nov 2002 07:32:02 +0100, "Eivind Schjerven" wrote:

"Go crazy?"

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"Not the way I quit!"

"Hmmmmmm. Crumbled-up cookie things."

-Str3phz

"Ooooh, floor pie"

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"In THIS family, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- If you can keep your expectations tiny You'll go through life without being so whiny. -- Matt Groening

It was a time of great turmoil. The strong preyed on the weak, dogs and cats lived together. One voice cried out in the wilderness. "David McCleary" wrote in :

"Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

"When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson to be learned. Something, something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe. DOH!"

Okay, I'm confused. This was supposed to be a Best Homer thread, and now you're praising David!

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"I like being thanked."

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The funniest thing that homer ever did, in my opinion, and I still laugh as hard as when I first saw it, is when he annoys Grimes at the plant. I have few people at work, who come into my office and start touching things and chat about nothing.....

Homer:    So, how's it going, Grimey?
Grimes:   I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
Homer:    [laughs]  Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that.
[walks around idly, making annoying sounds]
[off key]  Take me out to the ball-game, take me out to the ballll ...
So, what's new, Grimey?

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I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer

Skutter Bob

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I couldn't think of just one, but here are some of my favorites.

Andre Agassi: Hi I'm Andre Agassi Homer: The Wrestler?!

Homer: I'm like the man who
       singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon.  What was
       his name?  Apollo Creed?

Homer: And who could forget dear Ratboy?

Homer: Yes sir I will notice that, very casual Mr. Scorpion.

Homer: These wieners will give me the energy I need.

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On Thu, 7 Nov 2002 16:41:08 -0500, "Sock it to me?" wrote:

"May I play devil's advocate for a moment?"

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services"

"Let's celebrate this moment by the adding of chocolate to milk"

"I will now go outside.... To commit.... Certain deeds"

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Who indeed?

Agent: Tell you what, sir.  From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
       at Terror Lake.  Let's just practise a bit, hmm?  When I say,
       "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
        [A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
       and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson!  [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
        [to other agent] I think he's talking to you.

Were having too many Homer quotes, the other Simpsons have some good ones to.

Millhouse: "My mom says your a bad influence on me"

Bart: " BAD INFLUENCE MY ASS!!"

To Lisa... "Feeling stupid?? Cause I sure do!!"

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So I thought to myself, what would God do?

Hey goober, where's the meat?

Do we really want old man Patterson's finger on the button?

Catch the fever boy. (Shaking his fist) Caaaaaatch iiiiiit!

Oh they weren't all happy days. Like the time I lost all my money to those card sharks, and my dad Tom Bosley had to win it back.

~Totenkopf~

my fave was when Homer was trying to retrieve the abusive letter he sent to Mr Burns...

Post office guy: whats your first name?

Homer: I.....don't....know.....

America Junior?

The winner is:

"If something's hard to do, than it's not worth doing."

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"mmmm.....sacrilicious...."

--ct--

On Fri, 08 Nov 2002 18:28:18 GMT, "Venom" wrote:

"America Junior?"

Homer: "Come on kids, let's go home"

Lisa: "We are home"

Homer: "That was fast"

Ralph: "Hi Super Nintendo Charmers"

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Classic!

But don't forget "gang-probed."

"Its finger Ling Ling good!"

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Mr. Burns: "Does your son bring his friends over to your house and make you talk to them?" Homer: "OH YEAH!!! Do you know this kid Millhouse?" And: "Imply, Lisa, or implode"

I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...

mmm...sacrilicious.

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mmmmm...incapacitating...

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Homer: Huh.  Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush.
                [SLH barks and runs off after them]
               {I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
               [laughs]}
Homer's Brain: {There it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say
               and nobody heard it.}
        Homer: {D'oh!}

hahaha the best homer line ever i think (3F09: two bad neighbours)

I like the fact that the line that nobody heard Homer say was actually cut in syndication. ;-)

Austin

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Do "Homer's Brain" quotes count, or are they in another category? Another favorite of mine is when Flanders is explaining the difference between apple juice and apple cider and Homer's Brain says "*You* can stay, but I'm leaving."

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- If you can keep your expectations tiny You'll go through life without being so whiny. -- Matt Groening

My choice- "I stand by my disappointed groan" Why can't we all be that honest?

one of my fav:

"If the bible has taught us nothing else - and it *hasn't* - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."

I like, "can't they get a pole for that sign?"

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such