Favorite Obscure Quotes - Lenny and Karl

Dec 21, 2001, 10:48 PM ET26 posts by 17 posters
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Casey O4

My friend and I do this all the time....

Lenny: Did you hear something? Karl: No Lenny: Did I? Karl: I don't know

and also...

Karl: So, sendin' some outgoing mail? Lenny: You know it Karl: I think I'll send some tomorrow Lenny: I hear that <high five>

Pay attention to every pointless conversation Lenny and Karl have, they are great

The RackCasey O4

Drunk and full of pie, Casey O4 wrote:

Lenny: Hey! I was *holdin'* that! Kid: Next time I'll knock your HAT off... SCAB!

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BazillaCasey O4

Shhhhhutup.

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GabagimpyCasey O4

"Casey O4" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Carl: "Lets make litter out of these literati!" Lenny: "That's too smart, you're one of them!" <Lenny then punches Carl>

EDFCasey O4

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here. Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things. Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork. Lenny: Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

Dan JohnCasey O4

What about:

Lenny: "Pick me, Lenny!" Karl: "No, pick me, Urban Lenny!"

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Darryl AndrewsDan John

"Now he's raggin on air conditioning!"

"He that keeps us cool in the summer pal!"

The fact that the never cought on to the fact that CBG was cutting them up was even funnier!

Charles NorwoodCasey O4

"Casey O4" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hell yeah. That's one of the greatest Lenny/Karl episodes ever. So many funny moments...

Lenny, waiting by the hot chocolate machine during the fire alarm has to be one of my favorite scenes ever... (c'mon,c'mon!). Also, the scene with the "rocket house" where he says "Somethin's wrong wit its brakes!". Finally, the scene where Lenny is paired up with Karl (Aw nuts... I mean.... aw nuts.).

Sydney AssbasketCharles Norwood
Is it "Karl" or "Carl"?  It could be "Charl" for all I know.
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Casey O4Sydney Assbasket

I remember it was written down somewhere in one episode as Karl. This stuck in my head cause I have a friend named Carl and I found the spelling odd. So its Lenny and Karl, I know Karl's last name is Carlson but I'm not sure if its Carlson or Karlson, anyone else know?

KatijaikatCasey O4

I think that Homer's co-worker is Carl. Homer's one-time secretary (when Homer had hair) was named Karl and was voiced by Harvey Fierstein.

Casey O4Katijaikat

I'm sorry but it was written Karl on Homers hand, maybe Homer spelled it wrong or maybe different writers spelled it different ways.

ALewis525Sydney Assbasket

I don't remember. Someone should check the episode where Homer writes on his hand: "Lenny - White, (K/C)arl - Black"...

Austin

SurlyCasey O4

Look, I can get a screenshot of Smithers looking Black... are we gonna start with that one too? I vote for Carl with a "C"

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Casey O4Surly

Does anyone know which episode Homer has written on his hand:

Lenny = white Karl = black

i know i have it on tape in my collection somewhere, if you know i'd appreciate it.

SurlyCasey O4

appreciate

Google search of "Lenny=White Carl=Black" gets 40 responses. "Lenny=White Karl=Black" gets nothing.

10 billion webpages can't be wrong.

Surly Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Jordan EisenbergSurly

On Mon, 24 Dec 2001 22:00:36 GMT, "Surly" wrote:

Surely you jest.

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SurlyJordan Eisenberg

I do, and don't call me Surly... oh wait, actually, go right ahead.

Surly Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
ChemboyCasey O4

BABF20

A tale of two Springfields.

"Casey O4" wrote in message news:[email]...

appreciate

KatijaikatCasey O4

Lenny: Even Bart was throwing dough around! He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other!

Carl: Hey... did we ever get that money??

GregCasey O4

On 22 Dec 2001 03:48:32 GMT, [email] (Casey O4) wrote:

Mine is actually from the last episode Lenny(Chanting): "Who likes short shorts?" Carl (Chanting): "I like short shorts."

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The RackMikey Brown

Drunk and full of pie, Mikey Brown wrote:

Check out 7F15 "Principal Charming" when Homer's looking for a man for Selma. At work, he sees C/Karl. In a Robocop homage/parody, these words appear on screen with a cross-hairs:

Karl

Pros: (can't remember the exact words) Cons: Too good looking

Karl is spelled with a K in that instance, and that's in Season 2. I don't really think the spelling matters, though; in AABF17, Homer spells it "K/Carl". Besides; it's possible that two characters can have the same name on a show. What about Larry, Darrell and Darrell? As Quimby said (out of context) "It can be two things!"

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