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Tiger FontaineDec 14, 2002, 10:02 PM ETalt.tv.simpsons

Dental Plan!

volkan unsalDec 15, 2002, 1:10 AM ET↩ Tiger Fontainealt.tv.simpsons

Lisa needs braces....

Paul HyettDec 15, 2002, 2:11 AM ET↩ volkan unsalalt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 15 Dec 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as volkan unsal typed this -

Dental Plan....

(I was just thinking yesterday that we hadn't seen this for ages!)

ZedDec 15, 2002, 1:04 PM ET↩ Paul Hyettalt.tv.simpsons

Not long enough...

Tiger FontaineDec 15, 2002, 2:16 AM ET↩ volkan unsalalt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 15 Dec 2002 06:10:02 GMT, "volkan unsal" wrote:

Dental Plan!

JamieDec 15, 2002, 9:26 AM ET↩ Tiger Fontainealt.tv.simpsons

Dentists need places...

Patrick NihillDec 15, 2002, 10:30 AM ET↩ Jamiealt.tv.simpsons

Jamie wrote:

Rent a van!

Tom HawleyDec 15, 2002, 1:03 PM ET↩ Patrick Nihillalt.tv.simpsons

Heaters burn faces...

JamieDec 15, 2002, 6:14 PM ET↩ Tom Hawleyalt.tv.simpsons

Spend at Stan's!

whippythewitDec 15, 2002, 7:56 PM ET↩ Jamiealt.tv.simpsons

prison takes your laces

Jamie wrote in message news:atj2ct$aim$[email]...

The Beet ManDec 16, 2002, 7:09 AM ET↩ Jamiealt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 15 Dec 2002 23:14:31 -0000, "Jamie" wrote:

Monsters swing maces!

JamieDec 16, 2002, 8:46 AM ET↩ The Beet Manalt.tv.simpsons

Lentil flan!

Scott MunroDec 16, 2002, 10:30 AM ET↩ Jamiealt.tv.simpsons

On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 13:46:23 -0000, "Jamie" wrote:

Pizza feeds Jasons!

volkan unsalDec 16, 2002, 12:52 PM ET↩ Scott Munroalt.tv.simpsons

Pakistan

The Beet ManDec 16, 2002, 12:55 PM ET↩ volkan unsalalt.tv.simpsons

On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 17:52:23 GMT, "volkan unsal" wrote:

Bottles in cases!

James Q. MorrisseyDec 16, 2002, 3:49 PM ET↩ The Beet Manalt.tv.simpsons

"The Beet Man" wrote in message news:[email]...

bomb iran

JQM

Gene PooleDec 16, 2002, 3:56 PM ET↩ James Q. Morrisseyalt.tv.simpsons

beat the green spaces!

...is this thread ~still~ going, or is it just a repeat? :)

Scott MunroDec 16, 2002, 5:01 PM ET↩ Gene Poolealt.tv.simpsons

On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 20:56:38 GMT, Gene Poole wrote:

Piltdown man!

Boron of HooksDec 16, 2002, 5:28 PM ET↩ Scott Munroalt.tv.simpsons

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

message

Let's wear black laces!

JamieDec 16, 2002, 5:40 PM ET↩ Boron of Hooksalt.tv.simpsons

Vend some hams!

Scott MunroDec 16, 2002, 6:17 PM ET↩ Jamiealt.tv.simpsons

On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 22:40:11 -0000, "Jamie" wrote:

Tacked-on car chases!

[OK, I'm done.]

Boron of HooksDec 16, 2002, 6:47 PM ET↩ Scott Munroalt.tv.simpsons

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

My name is Jan!

Patrick NihillDec 16, 2002, 9:27 PM ET↩ Boron of Hooksalt.tv.simpsons

Boron of Hooks wrote:

Aniseed traces!

The Beet ManDec 19, 2002, 1:09 AM ET↩ Patrick Nihillalt.tv.simpsons

On Tue, 17 Dec 2002 02:27:45 +0000, Patrick Nihill wrote:

Uzbekistan!

Boron of HooksDec 19, 2002, 6:42 PM ET↩ The Beet Manalt.tv.simpsons

The Beet Man wrote in message news:[email]...

Mops without faces!

Patrick NihillDec 16, 2002, 6:22 PM ET↩ Gene Poolealt.tv.simpsons

Gene Poole wrote:

Alan Greenspan!

James HammerDec 16, 2002, 9:51 PM ET↩ Patrick Nihillalt.tv.simpsons

"Patrick Nihill" wrote in message news:[email]...

message

Everythings coming up aces!

Patrick NihillDec 16, 2002, 10:01 PM ET↩ James Hammeralt.tv.simpsons

James Hammer wrote:

Winning hand!

Gene PooleDec 17, 2002, 1:42 AM ET↩ Patrick Nihillalt.tv.simpsons

let's all switch places!

Tiger FontaineDec 17, 2002, 5:15 AM ET↩ Gene Poolealt.tv.simpsons

On Tue, 17 Dec 2002 06:42:57 GMT, Gene Poole wrote:

Mental Man!

Patrick NihillDec 17, 2002, 9:36 AM ET↩ Tiger Fontainealt.tv.simpsons

Tiger Fontaine wrote:

Commas beat spaces!

JoeCDec 17, 2002, 9:54 AM ET↩ Tiger Fontainealt.tv.simpsons

Tiger Fontaine wrote in message news:...

We've covered all the bases!

Kuribo the Magic NinjaDec 17, 2002, 5:25 PM ET↩ JoeCalt.tv.simpsons

On 17 Dec 2002 06:54:12 -0800, [email] (JoeC) wrote:

Wendel scan!

James Q. MorrisseyDec 17, 2002, 5:30 PM ET↩ Kuribo the Magic Ninjaalt.tv.simpsons

they have some at macey's . . .

JQM

James Q. MorrisseyDec 17, 2002, 5:32 PM ET↩ James Q. Morrisseyalt.tv.simpsons

"James Morrissey" wrote in message news:ato8hg$i0o$[email]...

wait that doesn't work . . . sorry it's too late for this.

"you have ugly faces!"

JQM

Kuribo the Magic NinjaDec 17, 2002, 6:29 PM ET↩ James Q. Morrisseyalt.tv.simpsons

On Tue, 17 Dec 2002 22:32:09 +0000 (UTC), "James Morrissey" wrote:

Yellow Hand

(Well, you tried. The moral of the story: never try)

Patrick NihillDec 17, 2002, 6:41 PM ET↩ Kuribo the Magic Ninjaalt.tv.simpsons

Kuribo the Magic Ninja wrote:

Seems it's been places!

volkan unsalDec 17, 2002, 7:20 PM ET↩ Patrick Nihillalt.tv.simpsons

"Patrick Nihill" wrote in message news:[email]...

Argggh...my diogram!!!

BigBlueDec 17, 2002, 11:02 PM ET↩ volkan unsalalt.tv.simpsons

On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 00:20:24 GMT, "volkan unsal" wrote:

See ya at the races!

volkan unsalDec 17, 2002, 11:17 PM ET↩ BigBluealt.tv.simpsons

Do you want fries with that?

Tiger FontaineDec 18, 2002, 2:58 AM ET↩ BigBluealt.tv.simpsons

On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 04:02:50 GMT, BigBlue wrote:

Sits in high places

Ernie's Can

Likes to lose Cases

Hutz the Man

Pizza Feeds Faces

Luigi's Brand

YamaDec 15, 2002, 12:49 PM ET↩ Tiger Fontainealt.tv.simpsons

Tiger Fontaine wrote:

Bart SimpsonDec 15, 2002, 4:29 AM ET↩ volkan unsalalt.tv.simpsons

No Lisa needs SEX ! She love you long time & there will be plenty of NERD SWEAT

Bojan BugarinDec 15, 2002, 7:26 PM ET↩ volkan unsalalt.tv.simpsons

COMING UP. . .the dream was over. Was the dream really over? Yes, it was. Or was it?

TullyDec 15, 2002, 7:50 AM ET↩ Tiger Fontainealt.tv.simpsons

Ding dong...

"Who is it?"

"Goons"

"Who?"

"Hired Goons"

"Hired Goons??"

LOL!!!!!

Karen G.Dec 15, 2002, 6:02 PM ET↩ Tullyalt.tv.simpsons

Tully wrote in ...

This joke was cut down for time if I remember right, the original went like:

Who is it? Goons. Who? Hired Goons. Hired Goons? from Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns? No, Goons. Who? Hired Goons. Hired Goons? (etc.)

Lisa Needs Braces