My best Mastic joke.....

Mastic is so messed up, he thinks "The Wire" is a sitcom.

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Mastic thinks "Soul Power" is a mafia gang where the members are all fish. OK, OK, your joke was much better. MUCH BETTER!

Mr. Museum

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Mastic is so clueless, he can't understand why his Klan buddies beat him up every time he shows up at meetings wearing percale sheets.

Mastic is so stupid, he thinks "Rob Wade" is a set of stolen hip boots.

Mastic is so stupid that he thinks that dates are only a type of fruit, since there's no chance in heck that any live female would ever go on a date with him :D