Simpsons Circumcised?

Oct 17, 2003, 9:56 PM ET17 posts by 12 posters
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Matthew

Is Bart and Homer Simpson cut? I'd like to know.

Matt

Thomas HillebrandtMatthew

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They're not jewish, so there's no religious reason they should be. Medical, possibly? Homer claims he's a Hindu (wasn't it) in some episode (that some other buff will state the name and number of) - but I don't think they ritually circumcise...

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d w a c o nPark Luck

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Bart, yes.

Homer, no.

Moe, no.

Carl, no.

Lenny, yes.

Mr. Burns... why bother.

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Rusty Ungerd w a c o n

On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 10:42:54 -0400, "d c" wrote:

Ah, but what about Grandpa? Remember his Viagra and his Hoochie who he follow to Bronson oops I mean Branson? Maybe we need to ask her!

ArashikagePark Luck

And like the humane and wonderful religion it is, they practise it on both genders.

Park LuckArashikage

Actually if you did some research, female circumcision is not a tenet of Islam.

However, there are those who use religion as a tool of control, and use it as an excuse to commit barbaric acts (female circumcision, flying planes into buildings, the crusades, et cetera...).

Do some research before you widen the gap even more.

evan

ArashikagePark Luck

"Park Luck" wrote in message

Islam.

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The following segment is taken from http://www.fgmnetwork.org/intro/fgmintro.html#typeI Note where it says "as taught by the prophet Muhammad".

"The first and mildest type of FGC is called "sunna circumcision" or Type I. The term "Sunna" refers to tradition as taught by the prophet Muhammad. This involves the "removal of the prepuce with or without the excision of part or all of the clitoris"

ArashikagePark Luck

"Park Luck" wrote in message

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A side note, while you can't find justification for the crusades in the NT, you don't have to look very hard to find passages in the Koran that can easily be viewed as justifaction for chrashing planes into buildings, if the buildings house infidels. 9:29 springs to mind - more exist. "Declare war on those to whom the scriptures were revealed, but believe neither in God nor the last day"

Thomas HillebrandtPark Luck

Oh...I didn't realise...I thought they just did the girls...

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Daniel ThomasMatthew

"Arashikage" wrote:

Say what?

I dont think you can circumcise females.

Dr MusicDaniel Thomas

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both

Guess again. Although "mutilation" is a more accurate term.

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Captain InfinityDr Music

Once Upon A Time Dr Music wrote:

Circumcision of males is also mutilation.

** Captain Infinity

The EnlightenmentCaptain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

it on

Debatable. Circumcision does give health benefits; reduced infection rates in the dessert and tropics, lower transmision of HIV. I note that circumcised guys like me often piss straighter.

"Female Genital Castration" which can go as far as removing the inner labia and clitoris and involves flesh not just skin is quite a different.

Calling it 'mutilation' is hysterical. Parents should decide either way. Its a simple decision and doesn't need to be hyped.

TrapezoidThe Enlightenment

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You're right, it doesn't deserve to be hyped. That's how it became popular with non-Jewish parents in the first place, because it was hyped as a way of curbing masturbation. Anyway, the "benefits" sound, to me, like justifications after the fact. I think it's an outdated tradition. It was only "healthier" when showers weren't available. If, when the kid's old enough, he decides for himself to have it done, then he can go right ahead.

Dr MusicCaptain Infinity

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True enough.

Yours truly, Some bozo http://fingerlickingood.0catch.com
bh8890Matthew

"Matthew" wrote in message news:x51kb.1266$[email]...

Everyone who's been cut can be found in the closing credits of 'Bart Star'.