In the episode from maybe 10 yrs. ago (A Halloween Special I think) where Homer buys a Monkey's paw and has several wishes and screws them all up and is at the last wish...
He sez something like...
"Ummmm.... I wish I had a Turkey Sandwich... And I don't mean some wierd turkey sandwich where the world will go screwy, etc..."
Can anyone come up with that quote... I HOPE!
I really wanna use that in an article I am writing.
Thanks in Advance to the Simpsonfiles here like myself...
Ned Goudy
This is from snpp.com, u should use it as you first stop for similar requests in the future. find the episode capsules for the ep you want (knowing the name of the ep could be a sticking point though).
It was THOH 2, ep code 8F02
Homer: I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it? [the monkey's paw closes its finger in understanding] [a turkey sandwich materializes] [Homer takes it] Hey! [digs in] Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry. [in realization] The turkey's a little dry! Oh, foe, the cursed teeth! [huh?] What demon from the depths of hell created thee!
Ned Goudy wrote:
It's from the first part of the second Halloween special:
"I'll make a wish that CAN'T backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it? (a turkey sandwich appears; Homer takes a bite) Hey! Mmm, not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry. The turkey's a little dry?! Oh, foul, accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee!
-- Don
On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:04:04 GMT, Don Del Grande wrote:
Thank you!
That is the one I was looking for.
Ned