Alt Tv Rewind

AnonymousMar 2, 2002, 9:50 PM ET

Well, I finally got a Bart's Peanut Butter and Chocolate to match my Homer's Cinnamon Donuts. My existence is now compleat.

P. Piggly HogswineMar 2, 2002, 10:40 PM ET↩ Anonymous

are you eating it or preserving the box for some sort of collection ala star wars figures in their original packaging. and if you are eating it, is it good?

AnonymousMar 2, 2002, 10:29 PM ET↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

Preserving it. I cannot eat it because peanut products make me barf. "I bent my Wookiee!"

The RackMar 2, 2002, 11:33 PM ET↩ Anonymous

Drunk and full of pie, Anonymous wrote:

Even pressed peanut sweepings *drool*?

AnonymousMar 2, 2002, 11:36 PM ET↩ The Rack

Even the last peanut found under the couch, laden with the salt of its brothers.

P. Piggly HogswineMar 2, 2002, 11:43 PM ET↩ The Rack

or artificial honey-roasting agents?

i swear to god this newsgroup cracks me up!

ChemboyMar 3, 2002, 2:36 AM ET↩ Anonymous

"Anonymous" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You want the peanut cereal? You can't handle the peanut cereal!

mirilidiumMar 3, 2002, 12:40 PM ET↩ Chemboy

I deride your peanut cereal-handling abilities! No peanut cereal-handler you!

mirilidium

Paul HyettMar 3, 2002, 5:02 AM ET↩ Anonymous

On Sat, 2 Mar 2002, Anonymous stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Allergic reaction, or like me you just can't stand the taste?

AnonymousMar 3, 2002, 11:00 AM ET↩ Paul Hyett

Allergic reaction, unfortunately. I am used to being a label-peruser.

Ingredients: Mostly circus animals, some filler.

KGenameMar 3, 2002, 12:45 PM ET↩ Anonymous

Anonmyous wrote:

---- "Wookiee"? Just when I thought alt.TV.simpsons was safe for the entire family, someone comes up with a new name for "it".

Quick, somebody let Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky know!

73, Keith

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AnonymousMar 3, 2002, 9:37 PM ET↩ KGename

Actually, the anatomically correct term here is "doodle". (and Ned Flanders said it, so it must be ok)

Ryan W. MeadMar 3, 2002, 10:04 PM ET↩ KGename

[email] (KGename) wrote in message news:...

Ha! That's not original! Ralph Wiggum came up with it years ago.

Of course, he was talking about a Chewbacca figure that fell on the ground, but his stupidity made it sound like something else.

Brian in VAMar 3, 2002, 10:09 AM ET↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

"P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote in message news:uWgg8.18112$[email]...

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Where are the cereals being distributed?? I'm in VA and I haven't been able to find either of them anywhere.

Brian

AnonymousMar 3, 2002, 11:21 AM ET↩ Brian in VA

I got both of mine at Albertson's.

Dwayne ConyersMar 3, 2002, 5:24 PM ET↩ Anonymous

"Anonymous" wrote in message news:[email]...

Not to mention your pancreas...

Jerry P.Mar 3, 2002, 6:11 PM ET↩ Anonymous

How does Bart make the chocolate invisible? I taste both chocolate and peanut butter, but I see only peanut butter.

Jerry P. http://members.aol.com/jibberuski

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