Look! A fire!

Aug 2, 2003, 4:00 PM ET6 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.simpsons

6 posts

Mr. CostingtonAug 2, 2003, 4:00 PM ETalt.tv.simpsons

...engine.

Herb KauhryAug 2, 2003, 8:04 PM ET↩ Mr. Costingtonalt.tv.simpsons

I'm thinking of a word that starts with "F" and ends with "uck".

Firetruck!

Mr. CostingtonAug 2, 2003, 9:25 PM ET↩ Mr. Costingtonalt.tv.simpsons

"Mr. Costington" wrote in message news:KLUWa.129836$[email]...

One of the best short exchanges IMHO... (via snpp AABF22)

Bart:     [pointing to some of the equipment]  What's that stuff?
Skinner:  Why, this is retardant.
Bart:     [laughs]  Sure is.  Hey, what's that?  [picks up some
          equipment]
Skinner:  That's called a hose lengthener.
Bart:     [laughs]  You need one.
Skinner:  G'oh!
Bart:     What's this?
Skinner:  Just read the label.  It's a king-sized flamer!
Bart:     [laughs uproariously]

Sydney AssbasketAug 2, 2003, 9:47 PM ET↩ Mr. Costingtonalt.tv.simpsons

Well, I never!

Okay, sometimes.

Remove "moc" to reply.

Whoever says "Nothing is impossible" has never tried to slam a revolving door. - Willy Walker

XPeepleAug 2, 2003, 10:19 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasketalt.tv.simpsons

This has been some week!

Dr MusicAug 3, 2003, 1:25 AM ET↩ Sydney Assbasketalt.tv.simpsons

"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...

How frightfully rude! I do hope someone stabs him in the eye.

Yours truly, Some bozo