Panhandling

Feb 16, 2004, 1:21 AM ET4 posts by 3 posters
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d w a c o n

Have you noticed most panhandlers have full heads of hair?

Had Homer chosen that career earlier, he'd have a better life AND a full head of hair...

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Mark Allen Adams, Jr.↩ d w a c o n

Not if in doing so, he'd been able to afford to arouse Marge's passions even more so during their marriage--then they might have /more/ kids, leading him to go bald /even sooner/.

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d w a c o n↩ Mark Allen Adams, Jr.

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Captain Infinity↩ d w a c o n

Once Upon A Summertime, Just A Dream From Yesterday d w a c o n wrote:

It's mostly dead hair all held together by the dirt and crap they live in. It'd all fall out if they bathed.

That's why I stopped bathing when my hair started thinning. Sure, I don't date much but I LOOK GREAT!

** Captain Infinity ...My ability to delude myself is my most important survival tool