Hey XINO

If you want to understand the subtle jokes, I suggest you:

1. See every Stanley Kubrick movie. 2. Read every edition of the New York Times for the last 40 years. They are on microfilm at your local library. 3. Build a time machine, travel back to Shakespeare's time, invent a "Fountain of Youth", and live up to the present. As soon as the New York Times comes into existence, start reading it every day. As soon as Stanley Kubrick comes into existence, see all his movies!

Then you won't ask questions like "when the Union President was killed, I didn't get the football stadium reference".

Space Mvsevm

All right, when I have time I will do all those things. In the meantime, though, I ask you what good is a.t.s if it is not proper to discuss The Simpsons?

To be honest I don't understand WHY you even watch The Simpsons, most of the humour seems to fly straight over your head.

And since when did you ever "discuss" on this group? All you do is ask stupid questions and whine like a bitch when you don't get the reply you want straight away.

The New York Giants football team used to play in Yankee Stadium many years ago. And the Jets played in Shea Stadium. But you are too young to remember. And Jimmy Hoffa testified before the McClellan Committee back in the 1950s. The committee's legal counsel was a man named Robert Kennedy.

Humour, eh? USA, 229 years of butchering the English language. Let's make litter out of that literati!

This group exists for the same purpose as all the other non-porn related groups. For people to show off how much they know, and to tease people endlessly. In the porn related groups, people usually show off how much they DON'T know. And then they get teased endlessly.

Space Mvsevm

Most important of all, don't forget the day Dick Cavett was born!

If you don't know who George Plimpton, Desi Arnez, and Dick Cavett are, then you are in trouble.

You don't need to know who Roy Cohn, Whittaker Chambers, and Edwin Walker are to follow OFF, but you need to know who they are if you want to carry on a conversation with me!

BTW, do you know what OFF stands for?

Space Mvsevm

OOH OOH! I DO! I DO!

<gloat> I actually read the FAQ before I first posted here! </gloat>

me post write good!

~peace~ Chris *** Lowering the level of conversation since 1983 ***

And who among us did not expect, upon seeing the subject line of this thread, the original author to have continued with "Hey Xino, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Xino (clap clap clap)" on so on?

"Matthew-David Platts" wrote in message news:...

Xino wouldn't understand the reference.

Space Mvsevm

on?

Well then could you please EXPLAIN it to me instead of making fun of me.

BTW lordmoose don't forget that I plonked you weeks ago.

it means SHUT UP!

It's OK. I'm too old to understand many of the references to newer pop culture icons and often need a younger friend to explain them to me. It never makes the joke funny, but at least I can say "Ah. I see."

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

me.

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHEIF!!!

What is this supposed to mean? Who is he???!!! From what is he getting results?? What is the significance of misspelling the word "chief"???!!!!

And you people call ME a troll.

<roflmfao>

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

of

getting

Hello chief. Let's talk, why not?

"Nitesbane" wrote in message news:...

One hundred percent, why not?

So, you would like to distribute Mr. Sparkle in your prefecture?

Space Mvsevm

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

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getting

Oh my God.

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

of

getting

Somebody tell me they got that.

We all got it.

Hey..I'm TRYING to eat lunch here.

"lordmoose" wrote in message news:[email]...

That's what I thought :-) (obviously Xino didn't get it though. Clearly not a proper fan of OFF.)

"Mark Wilson" wrote in message news:pwo3d.36467$[email]...

Look, if you don't have anything positive to contribute to the discussions, then butt out.

XINO

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Oooo! Whaddaya gonna do about it?! Whaddaya gonna dooo?!"

It's a reference to the 80s pop song "Hey Mickey," by Toni Basil.

"Matthew-David Platts" wrote in message news:...

Who should never be confused with Tony Orlando, or Basil St. John.

Space Mvsevm

Matthew-David Platts wrote:

<raises hand>

Never occurred to me - I think you're mired in the 80's (or your name is Tony Basil).

"Matthew-David Platts" wrote in message news:cibr0n$47m$[email]...

on?

Give it to me Xino (uh huh! uh huh!) Give it to me Xino (uh huh! uh huh!) Give it to me Xino (uh huh! uh huh!)

hey, that one took me a bit when i first showed up here. it's stupid anyway, i can't believe how everyone uses it. Our Favourite Family. ick. besides, mine would be the Griffins.

JQM

"lordmoose" wrote in message news:[email]...

meantime,

the

stupid

straight

What's a battle?

...I don't hear anything?

~peace~ Chris *** Lowering the level of conversation since 1983 ***