Episode Ideas.

"Always a Bigger Bully" Seemingly out of nowhere, a bigger kid starts hanging around Evergreen Terrace and protects Bart, Milhouse, and Ralph from Nelson and the bullies. Curious about their benifactor, the trio follow him to his house where they get the surprise of their lives--This guy is actually a criminal on the run from the law.

"Pacified in Sixty paces" After a prank gone wrong, Bart is stuck with Maggie on the wrong side of the Capital City Zoo and has to sneak his way back to the busses before they leave, or be tormented by Skinner back in school and Marge back at home.

"The Derprivation of Lisa Simpson" Caught up in protesting with the soon-to-be deported Chinese deportees, Lisa is accidently herded onboard and is on her way back to China. Two-weeks later, a desperate Simpson family hears of her plight and Homer and Marge go China to get her back.

"Suburbphobia--Marge Style!" Marge begins to feel that the walls are closing in and that the neighbors are out to uncover the families privacy. In response, Lisa and Reverend Lovejoy try to get Marge out of the house and doing some community service, but Marge ends up kidnapped with Helen Lovejoy (by Snake) and have a face off over who's the biggest gossip. (Driving Snake crazy in the process!)

Treehouse of Horror ???:

"Marge of the Beast" Marge suddenly has the power to control animals with her mind...however, who is now in control of Marge?

"Mutantfield" Mr. Burns is secretly kidnapping the townspeople, mutating them, and are selling them to a large medical company for research...Can Homer stop them in time?

"Daze of our Lives" Lisa is forced to relive the entire day over and over, stuck with a bunch of nerds. Desperate for a way out, she tries to solve the mystery of her continuity corruption.

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"Nerd and Nerdlet" Milhouse, saving Lisa from a hit-and-run, begs her to at least consider going out with him. Against her better wishes, Lisa agrees to spend ONE HOUR with him.

"Spikey Pattern Baldness" The unthinkable might be happening to Bart--he might be going bald at the tender young age of Ten! Can Dr. Hibbert find out the cause (and it's not stress!) before Nelson has any more ways at making fun of Bart?

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Jake

Helen Lovejoy will no longer have important parts like that. The actress who played her, Maggie Roswell, is no longer on the show. Her replacement, Marcia Mitzman Gaven, only voices those characters for one-liners.

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Jake Lennington wrote in message news:...

I liked it better the first time, when they called it "My Bodyguard".

Why would Lisa be going "back to China"? Is she originally from there?

Will Bart bring his frog along for the trip?

Will Homer save Marge by dueling with Snake using motorcycles?

Will she make SLH and Snowball II walk on rubber balls the way they did in the Stampy episode?

This reminds me of being in graduate school. I solved my continuity corruption problem there by graduating.

I liked it better the first time when they called it "The Silence of the Lambs".

I liked it better the first time when they called it "Aaron Hirshberg's Life". :-)

Please ignore my sarcasm. Most of these ideas are better than what we will be shown when the new season starts.

Aaron "cueball", "Space Museum", "Humbug", "Hungry Joe" Hirshberg

Wow, cool ideas!

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