"Catch 'em if You Can" : Canada vs. America?

I've been trying to recall the vocal exchange between the U.S. and Canadian Coast Guards as they attempted to save Marge & Homer from going over the falls. To me, it was the highlight of the episode.

Here's how I recall it:

U.S. Coast Guard advises the Canadians that they'll take care of the floating castle.

Canadian: Back off hosers! They're in Canadian waters! American: [insult], you maple-sucking puck-slappers! Canadian: [insult], you _____-stealing Mexico-touchers!

Then the boats turn on each other and begin ram as Marge & Homer head over the falls.

Can anyone help fill in the blanks here? I'm from up north in VT (eh?), and get a real kick out of this rivalry as it's portrayed in the Simpsons, so I'd appreciate the help.

Thanks...

BW

   American:
     Back off, Canadians, we got 'em!
   Canadian:
     /You/ back off, hosers! They're in Canadian waters, eh!
   American:
     Beat it, you puck-slapping maple-suckers!
   Canadian:
     Take your hide, you Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers!

HTH, Klaus

I'm wondering if this one is going to catch on as big as "Cheese eating surrender monkey".

Here it how ir goes (had it on tape): USA:Back off canadians we've got them CAN:You back off hosers, they're in canadian waters, eh! USA:Beat it, you puck-slapping maple-suckers! CAN:Take a hike you shatner-stealing mexican-touchers!

Hope it helps ;)