Man: Take this object, but beware, for it carries a terrible curse... Homer: Ohh, thats bad. Man: But it comes with free frogurt! Homer: Thats good! Man: The frogurt is also cursed. Homer: Thats bad. Man: But it comes with free topping! Homer: Thats good! Man: The topping contains Sodium Benzoate... Homer: .... Man: Thats bad. Homer: Can I go now?
I thought it was from Act I of THOH2, "The Monkey's Paw", but its not...
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields